Not hearing what they actually say...priceless

[friendofjimmyk]

So, a fellow dispatcher was telling me about notes in a recent call. She assumed the member needed to be towed because of a broken drive shaft because what the call taker put in the call:

"Broken dry shaft"



I hate when that happens!

[Crazeyal]

Can I get an AWMAN!!!

[tamezin]

So, a fellow dispatcher was telling me about notes in a recent call. She assumed the member needed to be towed because of a broken drive shaft because what the call taker put in the call:

"Broken dry shaft"



I hate when that happens!

What out revealing the true location of my mind, I don't even know how to respond.

[Nakajo]

you alllllll, everybody!


(I ran into Terry O'Quinn in the Towson Town Center on tuesday. Sue me for having recurring cravings for this show)

[ShinyGreenApple]

I ran into Terry O'Quinn in the Towson Town Center on tuesday.

!!!!!!

*is envious*

Did you just see him, or did you get to talk with him? He always seems like such a nice guy on interviews.

[Nakajo]

I was too nervous, so I only saw him. He was in Sephora with his wife...

[orpheuswaking]

We have a very special employee in our call center...

1) one onf the questions we ask is "do you have any locking hubcaps" or alternatively "Do you have any locking Lug Nuts"... Well Special Employee asked a member "Do you have any locking hubnuts"

2) Last week Special Employee noted an account "Member needs a Hump"

[Amina516]

So, a fellow dispatcher was telling me about notes in a recent call. She assumed the member needed to be towed because of a broken drive shaft because what the call taker put in the call:

"Broken dry shaft"



I hate when that happens!

Heres where my mind went : Fractured Penis.

Google it. It happens.

LOL. Ive assisted in fixing one too many of those in my career.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Broken dry shaft"



I hate when that happens!

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you use lube.

Heres where my mind went : Fractured Penis.

Google it. It happens.

LOL. Ive assisted in fixing one too many of those in my career.

As does "twisted testicle". I read that in a baseball injury report.

I don't think I want to know what the treatment of a fractured penis entails. It hurts just to type that.