Lonestar and the Mascara Kid

[Snowbird]

Supervillain

After much deliberation I have managed to distill your tirade into a number of distinct points:

1) Both elevators are down in your building...


Come than, villain. My frontal lobe throbs with destiny.

I think that was more along the lines of the caller's frontal lobe throbbing with density. Kudos to anyone that gets that partial reference.

A Cunning Attempt
Order now and we’ll throw in a pony, free of charge.

For Pony!

[Slytovhand]

Perhaps he was looking for an Apache helicopter or an Apache motorcycle?

Ah.. the gunship is the helicopter.

Though I am not an elf by any means as I certainly did not receive +1 Dex, +1 Cha upon character creation. Though I did suffer -1 Con.

Add in there a +1 to Int, and you have a Dark Elf/Drow, which would make sense seeing you do graveyard shifts. How are you in daylight? Do you suffer penalties in bright light?? (I'm sure every graveyard worker suffers a -1 to Con...)

[Fox One]

Perhaps he was looking for an Apache helicopter or an Apache motorcycle? So many Apaches, so little time or brain cells for that caller!

Gunship is the term for an attack helicopter. :P

...as I just now noticed the poster above me has pointed out. I'm just so slick...

[MTNLaurelPoacher]

Lonestar and the Mascara Kid

First up, a man illogically wearing leather pants, a cowboy hat and a leather jacket but with blue hair. Also carrying a duffel bag large enough to carry a body in. May or may not have actually had a body in it. I shall call him Lonestar.

Joining him, a short kid wearing the traditional skater garb: Hoodie, pants they have failed to operate correctly and are hanging at half mast and a “belt” that’s really a chain stolen from a construction site after dark. Possibly where they were coming home from. But to up the confusion, he was wearing mascara and had purple hair. So of like if Skater and Goth had some sort of lovechild and that child lived in a house without mirrors or the love of a parent. I shall call him Skoth.

Finally, their silent companion, a girl that somehow managed to bridge the gap between Motown and flannel. Sporting a borderline ridiculous afro but pairing it with plaid pants. She was entirely mute except to laugh at Lonestar and Skoth when they performed amusing pet tricks for Skittles. So she will simply be the Mute.

Wow! Fallout 3 cosplayers! You just described exactly what Raiders look like in Fallout 3. Be glad there were not more... they would have attacked and tried to steal your bottlecaps!



Glad there are no feral gouls or super mutants that ride your skytrain... no wait... you have already told stories about them. I remember you telling stories about seeing the neather regions of one by accident and watched their mating rituals. I am sorry about that, sometimes what is seen cannot be unseen.

[Gravekeeper]

Trust me when I say they looked nothing like that and were no where near that cool. Quite the opposite. -.-

They radiated only sadness from the dark inner miasma where their dignity should have been.

[Geek King]

Pink plaid is an abomination to all eyeballs.

Try Pink Argyle. From the socks to the knit cap. Pink plaid holds no fear for me.

[smileyeagle1021]

Pink plaid? What next? Pink tiger stripes? Pink cow patterns? Pink zebra stripes? When will the madness end?

egads... that was all in the gift package that our weekend shuttle driver set up for the AGM's baby shower

[Nyoibo]

CUSTOMER: "What drafts are included in the happy hour special?"
JESTER: "Only Bud Light, Miller Light, and Yuengling."
CUSTOMER: "So, no Sam Adams?"

Yay for Yuengling, my savior when I was in NY.

Pink plaid? What next? Pink tiger stripes? Pink cow patterns? Pink zebra stripes? When will the madness end?

Pink tartan, bring on the gay highlander tossing a caber.

[smileyeagle1021]

Pink tartan, bring on the gay highlander tossing a caber.

agh, bad mental image

[Animae]

Try Pink Argyle. From the socks to the knit cap. Pink plaid holds no fear for me.

Best friend has pink and hunting orange argyle socks. I'm less frightened by those than the pink plaid. I just have pink and black striped ones.

[Eric the Grey]

. . . I successfully Feigned Death and eluded his attention.

By this quote, we can deduce that GK is at least 5th level and either a Mage or Priest.



Eric the Grey

[Lady Legira]

Or possibly a level 30 hunter in WoW.

[Eric the Grey]

Or possibly a level 30 hunter in WoW.

I was sticking with the D&D references, but you could be right. I love that ability (when I remember to use it).



Eric the Grey

[raije]

Seen them, seen them, and seen them. Sorry, but if *I* seen them, you are behind the times.

Better yet, I own them. Minus the pink cow. My cows only come in blue.
bwahahaha

[Nurian]

Praise Hojo~

SC: “I need an apache”

…..as in the tribe or the gunship?

I claim this signature in the name of me!