SC: uh... sucky customer (we should all know this one by now
me: well, uh.. me
SC: Hi I need to pay my bill, my name is Sucky McSuckerstien
me: no problem, your bill is $217
SC (volume jumping to 10): But its supposed to be $207!!!
me: Yes I see that, but it is now a month late and you were charged a late fee.
SC: But my mother just died, I shouldn't have to pay a late fee!
me: .... I'm sorry to hear that, I'll tell you what. I'll talk to the billing department and get that late fee waived for you. so how are we paying today?
SC: With my mom's card.
me: ....???
you're mom's card?
SC: Yea she always lets me pay with her card every month.
me: I'm sorry, but I can't use a card if the cardholder has passed away.
SC: But she said it was ok!!!
me thinking :::to use her card after she has passed??:::
me: I'm sorry I can't do that.
Background voice: what's the matter?
SC: He said I can't use your card!
me: I'm sorry ma'am who's card did you say that was?
SC: My mothers
Me: The one who just passed away?
SC: Yea thats what I said wasn't it?
Me: then who were you just talking to?
SC: ...
:::click:::
claiming your mom died to get out of a late fee. thats just wrong!
me: well, uh.. me
SC: Hi I need to pay my bill, my name is Sucky McSuckerstien
me: no problem, your bill is $217
SC (volume jumping to 10): But its supposed to be $207!!!
me: Yes I see that, but it is now a month late and you were charged a late fee.
SC: But my mother just died, I shouldn't have to pay a late fee!
me: .... I'm sorry to hear that, I'll tell you what. I'll talk to the billing department and get that late fee waived for you. so how are we paying today?
SC: With my mom's card.
me: ....???
you're mom's card?SC: Yea she always lets me pay with her card every month.
me: I'm sorry, but I can't use a card if the cardholder has passed away.
SC: But she said it was ok!!!
me thinking :::to use her card after she has passed??:::
me: I'm sorry I can't do that.
Background voice: what's the matter?
SC: He said I can't use your card!
me: I'm sorry ma'am who's card did you say that was?
SC: My mothers
Me: The one who just passed away?
SC: Yea thats what I said wasn't it?
Me: then who were you just talking to?
SC: ...
:::click:::
claiming your mom died to get out of a late fee. thats just wrong!

Too bad you didn't say something like "well now she is deceased, since her card was used in the past to pay our company, we must notify the card issuer immediately so they can forbid anyone with her name and social security number from using the credit line in the future," or something like that to scare the SC into thinking she really ruined her mother's credit even if you were in no place to do it or couldn't do anything!


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