Major WTF Moment

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Did you check under his tongue to see if he was hiding the other one under there?

[booger]

When I worked at McDonald's, the regular hamburger and cheeseburger only came with one pickle on them. Customers never believed us when we'd say that- they'd insist we were making everything all wrong.

[friendofjimmyk]

What I don't understand - do two pickles actually even matter on burger? So, if you open your bun up and see only one pickle - will another even matter? What size pickles are we talking about? The sandwich stacker pickles that are flat and long and can take up the entire burger? OR the tiny little pickle discs that are sometimes no bigger than a nickle? Will two of those tiny discs really matter in the whole scheme of the burger!?!?!

[JustaCashier]

Did you check under his tongue to see if he was hiding the other one under there?

Mike

[altered_reality]

Did you check under his tongue to see if he was hiding the other one under there?

lol that's pretty sneaky, considering if he wanted an extra pickle on his burger it would have been free anyway.

What I don't understand - do two pickles actually even matter on burger? So, if you open your bun up and see only one pickle - will another even matter? What size pickles are we talking about? The sandwich stacker pickles that are flat and long and can take up the entire burger? OR the tiny little pickle discs that are sometimes no bigger than a nickle? Will two of those tiny discs really matter in the whole scheme of the burger!?!?!

The pickles come in varying sizes so i'm not sure what was on his burger, but they can vary from the size of aussie 5c pieces to 50c pieces. The average being between a 20c coin and 50c coin. It probably wouldn't matter there'd still be a lot of area of the burger free from pickles.

When i went on break i ordered the same burger the kid did and i got 3 pickles, 3, so i had to go complain to the guy out back of course, there should of only been 2 lol that got a good laugh out of the both of us.

[Pagan]

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou remove the top bun. Then, shalt thou count two pickles, no more, no less. Two shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be two. Three shalt thou not count, nor either count thou one, excepting that thou then proceed to two. Four is right out. Once the number two, being the second number, be reached, then eatest thou thy burger of Antioc..."

This is why I love you people! You've got the same warped (and sick and twisted) sense of humor I do!

[friendofjimmyk]

When i went on break i ordered the same burger the kid did and i got 3 pickles, 3, so i had to go complain to the guy out back of course, there should of only been 2 lol that got a good laugh out of the both of us.

Okay, when I come in to where you work, I am going to special order my hamburger...I want a pickle disc - the size of an American nickle. However, I want you to cut it in 1/2 and put one on one side of the burger and one on the other side of the burger. And I want the pickle cold...oh nevermind!

[friendofjimmyk]

This is why I love you people! You've got the same warped (and sick and twisted) sense of humor I do!

Thank you, we love you too!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

When I worked at Burger King a few years ago, we had a man order a hamburger (the small one) and requested that 20 pickles be put on it. We gave it to him and he promptly returned, he wanted 5 pickles placed per section (his words) and not "all piled up or spread about" The kitchen staff remade the burger and he ate it no complaints. Still remains one of the most unique orders I took there

A manager from another store who helped us out during our remodel last year also was a Burger King alum.

He told me he used to have a regular who would come in and order hamburgers, with no pickles or onions, and dripping in ketchup and mustard.

Whatever yanks your crank I guess.

[kibbles]

Was the kid angry or actually ignorant and snotty about it? If not then I don't see the problem, may seem like a silly request, but if he asked about it in a polite way, then the kid is not a SC IMO.

Kibbles

[Jester]

I hate pickles on my hamburgers. I like pickles, I just hate them on Hamburgers

I am oddly the same way about croutons and salads. I love salads. I like munching on croutons. I just don't like croutons on my salads. Then again, by this point, most of you have come to the realization that I am not exactly normal anyway!

As for burgers, quite often, places will only put one slice of tomato on a burger. I love tomatoes. Do I freak out and complain? No. I do what a normal rational person would do. I politely ask for extra tomatoes. And, if I know that the place in question is skimpy with their tomatoes, I ask for extra tomatoes when I order it. Novel concept, I know.

Okay, when I come in to where you work, I am going to special order my hamburger...I want a pickle disc - the size of an American nickle. However, I want you to cut it in 1/2 and put one on one side of the burger and one on the other side of the burger. And I want the pickle cold...oh nevermind!

This reminds me of my days in the ice cream parlor/restaurant, when people would complain that the hot fudge on their sundae wasn't hot. You know...the hot fudge that is ON TOP OF THE FROZEN FREAKIN' ICE CREAM? Yeah, that hot fudge. Now, how long do you think that is going to stay hot whn it is ON TOP OF THE FROZEN FREAKIN' ICE CREAM? I and my coworkers, at 16, understood the thermophysics (or whatever the word is) of the situation, whereas these alleged adults couldn't figure it out to save their lives. That was my introduction to the world of SC's.

By the way, fojk, hilarious Monty Python post. You rock.

[Bliss]

Themodynamics

Edit: I'm not pissed anymore

[friendofjimmyk]

By the way, fojk, hilarious Monty Python post. You rock.

For some reason, it's the first thing that came to mind when I read the OP.

[Crawley]

As long as he didn't require a shrubery or ask you to cut down a tree with a freaking fish....

[CrankyPants]

He should have lunch with me. I HATE pickles. He can have mine

Failing that, sounds to me like someone needs a good kick to the sphincter with a pointy toed shoe.