Goofy e-mails

[Phone Jockey]

Email: Please tell your tech to beep his horn at us so we can run out!

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Email: I have a laptop that I want to add to my service so I can use it out in the field. I am often in the field.

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Email: I don’t understand why you don’t have that channel that I want! I didn’t realize I was moving to Mayberry, NC of the 1950’s!

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Email: Need online access!

[Pagan]

Email: I have a laptop that I want to add to my service so I can use it out in the field. I am often in the field.

Soooo, are they out standing in the field?

[Phone Jockey]

Soooo, are they out standing in the field?

Probably. I had a woman once ask if we could set her wireless Internet service up way out in the woods where she liked to go for walks. No, she didn't live in the woods, she just wanted to stroll out there, chop up a body, & use the Internet all at once.

[friendofjimmyk]

Email: I don’t understand why you don’t have that channel that I want! I didn’t realize I was moving to Mayberry, NC of the 1950’s!

GREAT, just GREAT! Now I'm going to have that DAMN whistling theme song in my head ALL day and I'm here for 16 hours!

[Becks]

Email: I don’t understand why you don’t have that channel that I want! I didn’t realize I was moving to Mayberry, NC of the 1950’s!

I really want to know what channel he/she is looking for...

Or maybe I don't.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Email: Please tell your tech to beep his horn at us so we can run out!

Who are they? The Waltons?

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Email: I have a laptop that I want to add to my service so I can use it out in the field. I am often in the field.

As much as I like privacy when I'm online, that's taking the laptop a bit far

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Email: I don’t understand why you don’t have that channel that I want! I didn’t realize I was moving to Mayberry, NC of the 1950’s!

Sounds like a real Goober there. OMG, maybe that WAS Goober emailing you.

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Email: Need online access!

How does email work without onine access? Did this "genus" hook up two PC's to each other's modems using a string and a couple of metal cans?

[Drakstern]

Email: Need online access!

Makes you wonder if ISPs ever get stuff like that... or phone companies get calls to get the phones turned on...

[BrightEyedKitty]

Makes you wonder if ISPs ever get stuff like that... or phone companies get calls to get the phones turned on...

That's entirely possible if they use someone else's computer or phone.

[Drakstern]

That's entirely possible if they use someone else's computer or phone.

Point!

Had a '...' moment and didn't even think of that!

[Phone Jockey]

I'm telling you, these silly ppl LOVE emailing me. The other email person doesn't get the same madness that I get all the damn time. I'm telling you, someone stuck a sucky customer magnet on me 6 yrs ago & I haven't shaken it yet.

[karma_gypsy]

Email: Please tell your tech to beep his horn at us so we can run out!

Hmmm. . . have the tech beep the horn so they can run out . . . Is there something wrong with their front door? They have to escort the tech inside?

Email: I have a laptop that I want to add to my service so I can use it out in the field. I am often in the field.

You know, this "question" reminds me of a quote that my very wise history teacher used to say, "they need to be taken out to a field and shot."

Email: I don’t understand why you don’t have that channel that I want! I didn’t realize I was moving to Mayberry, NC of the 1950’s!

Yes, so YOU must fix it! Gimme my channel dammit!

Email: Need online access!

How were they able to e-mail you if they need online access?

[Pezzle]

Just a note, when people say "out in the field" they normally mean when they are on-the-job. My father is a chemical/environmental engineer and he uses his laptop "out in the field" meaning at work sites.

[Jester]

GREAT, just GREAT! Now I'm going to have that DAMN whistling theme song in my head ALL day and I'm here for 16 hours!

You have not lived until you have heard that theme song, done very well, on electric freakin' guitar, with bass and drums backing it up! The band the last couple nights at the bar were tight, just absolutely awesome, and at one point in one song they were doing, they snuck THAT theme song riff in, and a few people did catch it. It was...amazing. One of the better bands I have had the pleasure of hearing in a bar.

[Ree]

Just a note, when people say "out in the field" they normally mean when they are on-the-job.

Excellent point.

So was the point about "Need online access". They really could have been using another person's computer.

Sometimes the perception that all we ever get are the lunatics is because that's all we ever remember, or look for.

I mean, it's not as if someobody is going to come on here and post all the 'normal' calls they get in a day.