Sometimes patients get themselves in trouble over the things they say. Here is a list of things that have been said while I was in the room.
Dr.: Are you sexually active?
Idiot Patient: No you ****** I'm a lesbian.
Dr. Ok then.. *walks out of room*
Idiot Patient: I'll **** anyone for money
Pt gets uncomfortable examination for the last comment.
Dr.: I have written you a perscription for [some generic drug]
Idiot Patient #2: I only take name brand drugs not the cheap brands
Dr. :Ok, I was only trying to save you money.
Idiot Patiend #2: It's ok I'm on medicaid, I don't have to pay for it.
Dr. :*angry* Well if your drugs are comming out of my pay check, then you'll get the cheapest brand I can find.
Dr.: Are you sexually active?
Idiot Patient: No you ****** I'm a lesbian.
Dr. Ok then.. *walks out of room*
Idiot Patient: I'll **** anyone for money
Pt gets uncomfortable examination for the last comment.
Dr.: I have written you a perscription for [some generic drug]
Idiot Patient #2: I only take name brand drugs not the cheap brands
Dr. :Ok, I was only trying to save you money.
Idiot Patiend #2: It's ok I'm on medicaid, I don't have to pay for it.
Dr. :*angry* Well if your drugs are comming out of my pay check, then you'll get the cheapest brand I can find.
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