Euphemisms and porn photos

[spark]

*cracks up*

You usually only wear them for an hour or so at a time, so you hold it until you're done, then you just take the whole thing off. Although I know crazy people who stay in them all day. I guess they just hold it that long? Dunno, I just make 'em! I only wear mine at cons for advertising purposes, and you can bet I don't stay in them all day. I think I'd fall over from the heat long before neeing to pee became an issue.

[Blue Dragon]

*cracks up*

You usually only wear them for an hour or so at a time, so you hold it until you're done, then you just take the whole thing off. Although I know crazy people who stay in them all day. I guess they just hold it that long? Dunno, I just make 'em! I only wear mine at cons for advertising purposes, and you can bet I don't stay in them all day. I think I'd fall over from the heat long before neeing to pee became an issue.

I went about 4 hours once before and started experiencing the first symptoms of heat stroke. One time at a Renaissance Faire it was only 94 degrees out and nearly passed out afterwards in the bathroom at a nearby gas station. That was not fun. I do have a pic from that day too. I'll post it later.

[Rapscallion]

And as of this week's news, at least one woman has two vaginas.

Good job she didn't have three, else she'd be f***ed left, right, and centre...

Thank you, I'll be here all night, and tip the waiting staff!

Rapscallion

[Jester]

Who wants a fishhook up her snatch?

My guess? A woman as into lions as the dude was. One who thrives on authenticity.

[Imogene]

Plus, are the suits washable? If he wanted the suit for *that reason* wouldn't get grody from all the sweat and, er ... other ... stuff?

This right here is my big ass sticking point about the CSI episode. The raccoon (Rocky, if I remember right) had his damned suit lined with latex.
He'd have been exhibiting heat stroke symptoms before he even got ten minutes into the con. Latex is notoriously hot, and fur suits, more so.
Plus, how was there no blood leaking out of his mask? It all pooled down in his torso area, where the latex kept it all in, like a condom... but he was lying face down...

[Golden Phoenix]

This right here is my big ass sticking point about the CSI episode. The raccoon (Rocky, if I remember right) had his damned suit lined with latex.
He'd have been exhibiting heat stroke symptoms before he even got ten minutes into the con. Latex is notoriously hot, and fur suits, more so.
Plus, how was there no blood leaking out of his mask? It all pooled down in his torso area, where the latex kept it all in, like a condom... but he was lying face down...

And this is why i can't watch CSI any more After doing it for real the show just has so many plot errors and seems terribly cheesy. I imagine Doctors feel the same way after watching any drama series set in a hospital.

"Well you certianly wouldn't do that unless you wnated a negligence case on your hands" and so forth.

Damn you reality! Why must you crush all my warm fuzzy television based dreams?

[KabeRinnaul]

I imagine Doctors feel the same way after watching any drama series set in a hospital.

It seems you'd be correct.

[Golden Phoenix]

It seems you'd be correct.

That is brilliant! *starts reading with intrest*

[Jester]

It is brilliant. I am just bummed that there is not an equivalent one for the CSI shows. Even though I love them, sometimes the flaws and leaps of logic, etc., jump out at even me, who is NOT in forensics. (Hell, I was a broadcasting major!)

And by the way, if there IS a CSI equivalent to the above blog, please, someone direct me there!

[Imogene]

It seems you'd be correct.

Er... is it standard practice now to send med students out to search patients' houses? I've watched one episode... (the one where House has to piece together why his best friend's fiancee is dying) and he sent his team to search her apartment... the two reviews I read on that sight both mentioned him sending his team to search apartments...
Since when? Lawsuits galore!

[Golden Phoenix]

Er... is it standard practice now to send med students out to search patients' houses? I've watched one episode... (the one where House has to piece together why his best friend's fiancee is dying) and he sent his team to search her apartment... the two reviews I read on that sight both mentioned him sending his team to search apartments...
Since when? Lawsuits galore!

Apparently it is in House-land. Not so much on this side of the screen. I can recall (of the maybe dozen episodes i've seen) no less than five instances where the students (aka Ducklings) end up going to someone's home to track down clues.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Er... is it standard practice now to send med students out to search patients' houses? I've watched one episode... (the one where House has to piece together why his best friend's fiancee is dying) and he sent his team to search her apartment... the two reviews I read on that sight both mentioned him sending his team to search apartments...
Since when? Lawsuits galore!

They do that in a good percentage of the episodes. And in 100% of them he does something that would at the very least get him and the hospital sued, and he'd have lost his medical license a hundred times over by now.

[Primer]

Lions have a barb on their penis......

as do domestic felines. Now, is it any wonder why alley cats scream at night?

[TheSnakeLady]

Snakes and some marsupials have TWO!

...and they're very flowery-shaped in the reptile realm at least.

[crazylegs]

I imagine Doctors feel the same way after watching any drama series set in a hospital.

I'm aware that the intelligence services have a Spooks drinking game, everytime there is an error, or an illegal act or something that is just wrong that your chosen character does you drink a shot.

Most people are smashed out their tree in 15 minutes!