List of my Most Hated customers

[Hobbs]

We actually don't have too many drunks come in. There's no bars really close or places that sell alcohol, so no reason for them to wander in. Although I have had a few customers who went directly from the construction site to the bar to our store, but that's rare.


Miss Tranny?

Miss Tranny: Wherein, I look up to the woman at my register and think to myself, "Damn, woman needs to shave...wait, what...?" And notice the scruffy 5 o'clock shadow, beefy arms and 'man hands.' If not for my brain-to-mouth filter, I woulda shouted, "Gya-ah!!"

[Becks]

Sorry, I don't have change for a piglet.

And just why not? That is unacceptable!!!

[Rapscallion]

What's Fratching in the U.S.?

www.fratching.com - linked from the front site. It's another board I run to take on the stuff where people will tear lumps off each other, which disrupts this community no end. Far safer to have people killing each other in debate over there (usually pretty civilised, actually) than to have it over here.

We generally send stuff over there that encompasses politics, religion, sempr*n*, spanking, WIC, the larch, and PETA.

Rapscallion

[Pagan]

Miss Tranny?

Transvestite, cross-dresser. I don't mind when guys wear women's clothing, but when they look better in it than I do, that's when I get mad!

Miss Tranny: Wherein, I look up to the woman at my register and think to myself, "Damn, woman needs to shave...wait, what...?" And notice the scruffy 5 o'clock shadow, beefy arms and 'man hands.' If not for my brain-to-mouth filter, I woulda shouted, "Gya-ah!!"

Had one come in one night and s/he was getting sudafed. And I had to add him/her into the computer. It asks "male" or "female" and I really wasn't sure. Had boobs but a really deep voice. Also in the company of a male that was apparently quite enamored of her/him. To the point that I was about to tell them to either get a room or I was going to get a hose.

We generally send stuff over there that encompasses politics, religion, sempr*n*, spanking, WIC, the larch, and PETA.

Rapscallion

I had no idea that THE LARCH was such a controversial subject.

[computeraide]

- Every customer who presses the Easy Button more than once.

Since we don't have a Staples here, I am compelled to ask what the Easy Button does? I've seen commercials, but not sure what one in a store would do. Summon employees? Cause a trap door to open? (Sorry, wishful thinking.)

[Mara-chan]

Since we don't have a Staples here, I am compelled to ask what the Easy Button does? I've seen commercials, but not sure what one in a store would do. Summon employees? Cause a trap door to open? (Sorry, wishful thinking.)

The easy button doesn't do anything except say "That was easy" when you press it. It's modeled after the commercials where it makes people's lives easier by raining ink on them or making office supplies appear.

In the real world it drives us nuts because we leave one at the service desk and everyone has to press it. Or let their kids press it. Repeatedly.

*click*
"That was easy."
<SC> Hehe. Check it out, Martha!
*click*
"That was easy."
<Martha> What's it do?
*click*
"That was easy."
<MarthaSC> Oh, that's funny!
*click*
"That was easy."
<MarthaSC> Here, little SCjr. Play with this while Mommy pays.
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
*click*
"That was easy."
<me> AUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

[computeraide]

Stupid corporate idea-men. I still like my trapdoor idea better.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Dude, you actually have the button installed in your store?

"That was easy. That was easy. That was easy. That was easy. That was easy. That was WHAM"

"Mommy, that bad man behind the counter crushed the easy button with a sledgehammer and he nearly hit me!"

[Rapscallion]

I had no idea that THE LARCH was such a controversial subject.

Almost as bad as the Elm, but we don't like to talk about that.

Rapscallion

[Mara-chan]

Dude, you actually have the button installed in your store?

Yup. When we first got them someone thought it would be a good idea. Then the DM saw it and liked it.

At least we 'lost' the spanish one. The voice actor for that one sounded like a pedophile or something.

[driftwolf]

...
- Need I mention "If it doesn't scan, it's free!" people?
...

I've done that, and I'm very very very very sorry.

[Toujin]

Yup. When we first got them someone thought it would be a good idea. Then the DM saw it and liked it.

At least we 'lost' the spanish one. The voice actor for that one sounded like a pedophile or something.

For some reason, the description of the Spanish 'Easy Button' made me laugh. Although I am wondering, how did he sound like a pedophile? Did he have a sleazy-sounding voice?

As for pressing the 'Easy Button' over and over again, have any adults ever done this for the sheer entertainment value? And does the voice start to sound funny as the button wears out?

Sorry for all the questions, your post just piqued my curiousity!