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  • for the love of all that is holey...

    (I spelled it that way on purpose)

    I don't care if you do it in small, medium, large, or the stupid name that we have come up for them, I am aware that the names are silly, but just tell me the size.


    I have said "what size do you want?" about 500 times today.
    http://footloosecomic.com Pirate Faeries!!

  • #2
    I'll have a smalarge please

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    • #3
      Why is the "tall" so short? Can I get a "taller"?
      !
      "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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      • #4
        sweet god. If you can't handle the fact that most places list thing as small, medium, large, I don't suppose that they can understand that the largest would not be the cheapest.


        i would say you would be surprised at how many people don't get that, but really, no one here would be.
        http://footloosecomic.com Pirate Faeries!!

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        • #5
          Just give me twelve inches and I'll be happy.
          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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          • #6
            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
            Just give me twelve inches and I'll be happy.
            heck, I'll settle for 8 if he's a good kisser

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            • #7
              Just give me twelve inches and I'll be happy.


              That made my night! I was thinking that! In a perfect world.
              Last edited by Broomjockey; 01-23-2009, 03:26 AM. Reason: adding quote tag

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              • #8
                Quoth Animae View Post
                (I spelled it that way on purpose)

                I don't care if you do it in small, medium, large, or the stupid name that we have come up for them, I am aware that the names are silly, but just tell me the size.


                I have said "what size do you want?" about 500 times today.
                "Excuse my squirrely ignorance, but isn't tall the opposite of small?"

                "Y-yeah, in the real world, it is..."

                just joking around...XD

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                • #9
                  sorry this went through my mind.......

                  Concessions guy: hi welcome to the snackatarium, im mitch, am I your order.... no wait. Weclome to the snackatarium I'm Mitch.May I have your order?

                  Dr. Otto Von Scratchensniff: Yes, mitch i would like a small popcorn

                  CG: we dont have small.

                  Dr.: then i'll have a medium.

                  CG: We dont have medium

                  Dr. : Then what do you have?

                  CG: We have Large, Tubby, and Super MondoTubby.

                  Dr. : Wouldn't that make a Large a small?

                  CG: ..... ummmmmmmm. I'll have to ask my manager........

                  Animaniacs Rules!
                  Lister: This is Crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
                  Cat: You're right. We're Nuts! This is an insane conversation....
                  Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Reyneth View Post
                    heck, I'll settle for 8 if he's a good kisser
                    Ack! That's considered small now?! It seems like only a year ago 6.5 was average. It's gotta be the hormones in the food nowadays, man...
                    Last edited by Fox One; 01-23-2009, 07:15 AM.

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                    • #11
                      I know the names are stupid. There is sometimes that I even say screw it and call it a medium. But if my District manager ever heard me doing that, I'd get talked to.
                      http://footloosecomic.com Pirate Faeries!!

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                      • #12
                        The cinema's fizzy drinks and popcorn come in small medium and large, thank goodness.

                        But slushie-type drinks come in regular and large.

                        And coffee is small or regular.
                        "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Fox One View Post
                          Ack! That's considered small now?! It seems like only a year ago 6.5 was average. It's gotta be the hormones in the food nowadays, man...
                          6.5 is fine. You just have to do it twice.
                          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Fox One
                            Ack! That's considered small now?! It seems like only a year ago 6.5 was average. It's gotta be the hormones in the food nowadays, man...
                            No, 6-6.5 is average. But in comparison to 12? 8 is small!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Reyneth View Post
                              heck, I'll settle for 8 if he's a good kisser
                              I guess I have a "foot" fetish.
                              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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