There is a God!

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Son tried that many, many years back when he was 12 or 13. As he walked by me in the house, I reached out and _very_ lightly tugged on the side seam. Plop! Pants around the ankles. And the poor kid was commando at the time (which I hadn't known until the "reveal"). Never wore 'em again.

Ha! An epic fail on your son's part. I never heard of going commando while sagging their pants; isn't the whole point to accentuate the undergarments?