Stuff I should never have to say at Subway.

[Digitalpotato]

I work at a Subway. There are some things I have to say to customers that I have had to sadly say.


"We don't have Elk meat/Venison."

"We can't toast a Salad."

"We can't stir-fry the salad."

"Please don't spit that Tobacco on the floor."

"The Sprite is just Soda water? oh, thanks for telling-WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING POURING IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!"

"Please don't have phone sex in line."

"We don't have Tacos."

"we don't deliver. We are not Quiznos."

"We don't have Croissant Rolls or Doughnuts."

"I'm sorry, we don't carry Spice cake."

[orcprincess]

I work at a Subway. There are some things I have to say to customers that I have had to sadly say.

"The Sprite is just Soda water? oh, thanks for telling-WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING POURING IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!"

I just got back from my walk, and bought Subway as my treat...while I was in there, some SC Lady did just that, she was like "this is flat!!!" and just kept pressing all the other buttons to see if they were "acceptable"

I just don't get it.
Top that off with the fact that at this particular one, the guy works there by himself for most of the day...

[karma_gypsy]

Those just make me sad ...

[Digitalpotato]

I just got back from my walk, and bought Subway as my treat...while I was in there, some SC Lady did just that, she was like "this is flat!!!" and just kept pressing all the other buttons to see if they were "acceptable"

I just don't get it.
Top that off with the fact that at this particular one, the guy works there by himself for most of the day...

We've had some transfer employees come in, look at the employee list and think "HOLY CRAP!", because we've often had as many as seven people clocked in at once, and this is basically a Mall Subway. (We're in a student centre of a College campus)

But then tehy see the lines of like 50 customers who come in during the day.

[Skeksin]

I so totally want an Elk meat subway sammich now.

[Phone Jockey]

I so totally want an Elk meat subway sammich now.

I want to just randomly pour liquid all over the floor. I'll even pay to do it.

[ralerin]

"Please don't spit that Tobacco on the floor."

Ew.

"Please don't have phone sex in line."

A wuh wuh...what? What in the heck?

[InaHandbasket]

I work at a Subway. There are some things I have to say to customers that I have had to sadly say.

"Excuse me, when is the next train coming? This is a subway, right?"

"I'm sorry, we don't carry Spice cake."

Why not? I'll just have to take my business elsewhere! Give me your corporate number! I want to complain! Where's your manager?

People are unbelievable. Sheesh, even if they crawled out from under a rock and aren't familiar with Subway, reading the menu board isn't that hard!

[Evil Queen]

A wuh wuh...what? What in the heck?

You must be relatively new to retail, or haven't come across it yet. Give it time. You will.

[Gabrielle Proctor]

"Please don't spit that Tobacco on the floor."

*the white text says something nasty, don't highlight it if you have a weak stomach*

I have had to clean *nasty, fecal smelling, green pus* out of my cat when he would get spider bites and I wouldn't even flinch or get nausiated. But the thought of chewing tobaccoo just makes me want to hurl. If I see someone do it, especially in a cup that you would normally drink out of, I start dry heaving.

I would consider myself to have a strong stomach, but I just can't take it when I see someone dipping.

[Mike Taylor]

Reminds me of the stupidity I had to deal with during the short time I worked at Subway.

[MannersMakethMan]

"We can't toast a Salad."

OK, bye braincells... Who the heck would want a toasted salad? Why? Gah!

Not to say that it can't be done. My mum is the only person I've ever known who's managed to burn a salad.

[Nyoibo]

"We can't toast a Salad."

It shows the state of my mind when I read that a"We can't toss a salad"

[Imogene]

OK, bye braincells... Who the heck would want a toasted salad? Why? Gah!

Not to say that it can't be done. My mum is the only person I've ever known who's managed to burn a salad.

It's a cooking technique, known as "wilting", if I'm not mistaken...
But, still, "My poor untoasted walnut salad!"

[RetailWorkhorse]

"The Sprite is just Soda water? oh, thanks for telling-WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING POURING IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!"

Be happy it wasn't urine.

OK, bye braincells... Who the heck would want a toasted salad? Why? Gah!

Because it tastes good.

Take 1 head of romaine lettuce. Slice lengthwise. Drizzle with olive oil, salt and pepper. Grill on hot griddle until slightly charred. Top with fresh Parmesan cheese. Serve warm.

Yummy.