Spontaneous Gender Reassignment (SGR)

[JoitheArtist]

slowly collapsed like a crimson lawn sprinkler

that sound of rum marinated neural failure

ride the fail chariot

"MUNT! He was a total farking MUNT."

spontaneous gender reassignment surgery

THIS is why we love GK. Such a poet.

[Evil Queen]

At least the coffee was safe!

[Aethian]

A Clever Rouse

I’d just like to point out to my fellow operators that if “John Rambo” calls you and wants your help getting back to the US it’s probably a prank and you don’t really have to leave a message for him. The same goes for any would be Nigerian Princes that are having any travel or banking issues abroad they’d like your assistance with. Also, under no circumstances are we interested in a bridge.

I would just like to say...I went to school with two "*name* Rambo" who one then went into the army and the other was marine. We all giggle at his coat with the nice word RAMBO on it. We all miss him right now...still off playing in the sand and getting it in places that no one is supposed to get it in.

[prb]

But I’ll give him credit. He didn’t spill his coffee. So it must have been Tim Horton’s.

Reminds me of their commercial:
"Whether it's Chilliwack BC or _ Nova Scotia ... Tim Hortons"

[Jester]

I don't even DRINK coffee (can't stand it and I don't drink any caffeine), and I think Tim Horton's sounds good, judging by the way you Canuckistanlians rave about it so.

Damn, it sounds almost like God creamed in a cup!

[Broomjockey]

I don't even DRINK coffee (can't stand it and I don't drink any caffeine), and I think Tim Horton's sounds good, judging by the way you Canuckistanlians rave about it so.

Damn, it sounds almost like God creamed in a cup!

I'm pretty sure they lace it with crack, because it was almost good enough to make me a coffee convert, except for the caffeine crash I kept getting.

[McGoddess09]

GK, you have successfully turned my crappy day into a great one,AGAIN.

You sir, are a GOD!

[Dreamstalker]

One leg went straight up in the air, followed by the other. So he’s now horizontal in the air, but has full running speed forward momentum. Just as the doors are closing. So he slams into the half closed door groin first with his full body weight and perfectly scissors himself on them. Before dropping unceremoniously on his ass.

He just sat there for a moment, stunned, while the door kept trying to close on his groin.

Ow. I think I just hurt myself laughing. That guy must be related to some of the T divers I see weekly in Cambridge...he is, however, much more...somehow I don't think "graceful" is the word, but it's the only one I can come up with.

[Buglady]

I don't even DRINK coffee (can't stand it and I don't drink any caffeine), and I think Tim Horton's sounds good, judging by the way you Canuckistanlians rave about it so.

It's the crack, as someone already said... Also, there's something infintely appealing and reassuring about a cup of coffee that doesn't come with a list of adjectives as long as your arm. Your ONLY choices with Timmy's coffee are size (small to extra-large - they'll throw something at you if you say "tall" or "grande") and how much cream and/or sugar you want. (And it's always cream. You do not get to choose a low fat option or fake sugar. You can ask for it unsweetened and put your own sweetener in but they don't do it for you).

Timmy's coffee is also served at near-lava temperatures and they don't care if you spill it on your lap. They'll laugh at you.

And their food is good too!

Dangit, now I want a coffee.

[Jester]

Naturally, I have questions.

small to extra-large - they'll throw something at you if you say "tall" or "grande"

What, precisely, do they throw? Napkins? Or something large and blunt that could potentially do serious bodily injury? Coffee pots? Bricks? Small dogs? Wheelbarrows? Ninja throwing stars? TELL ME!!!

And it's always cream. You do not get to choose a low fat option or fake sugar.

I know a lot of people prefer milk to cream in their coffee, not for low fat reasons, but simply for taste. Do they allow that one minor deviation from the norm?

[prb]

I don't even DRINK coffee (can't stand it and I don't drink any caffeine), and I think Tim Horton's sounds good, judging by the way you Canuckistanlians rave about it so.

Damn, it sounds almost like God creamed in a cup!

Better than starbucks, but I'll keep to medium roast organic fair trade beans.

[prb]

Your ONLY choices with Timmy's coffee are size (small to extra-large - they'll throw something at you if you say "tall" or "grande") and how much cream and/or sugar you want. (And it's always cream. You do not get to choose a low fat option or fake sugar. You can ask for it unsweetened and put your own sweetener in but they don't do it for you).

I usually go buying for co-workers and have never had a problem getting a "Large Decaf with 3 Milk and 1 Sweetener".

[Jester]

Better than starbucks....

Again, not a coffee drinker, but even I know from all my coffee-swilling friends that Starbuck's is only slightly above average when compared to other coffee shops. Hell, the people in Seattle generally laugh at Starbuck's!

[prb]

Again, not a coffee drinker, but even I know from all my coffee-swilling friends that Starbuck's is only slightly above average when compared to other coffee shops. Hell, the people in Seattle generally laugh at Starbuck's!

Yeah, I say "better than starbucks" because ANYTHING is better than Starbucks.

[Evil Queen]

Yeah, I say "better than starbucks" because ANYTHING is better than Starbucks.

Agreed. Mud is better then Starbucks.