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  • #16
    I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes? Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -- her-pes. Ow! Hey, that spot on Gorbachev's head-- herpes, trust me! Anybody here have herpes? Huh? Huh?

    You people are the worst audience I've ever seen.

    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #17
      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      You people are the worst audience I've ever seen.

      *cricket cricket*

      BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE! *throws a breakable beer bottle*
      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

      http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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      • #18
        And here I thought people on that medication were rather mellow, liked taking long bike rides, and above all were very comfortable talking about their condition. Once more television commercials have misled me...

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        • #19
          Oh, great! Well, we'll just sit here silently for the next ninety minutes.

          Uhhhhhh.......
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #20
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            Oh, great! Well, we'll just sit here silently for the next ninety minutes.

            Uhhhhhh.......
            *applauds wildly* WOOO!!!! *throws roses*
            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

            http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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            • #21
              Isn't it great? And here I thought I would have an easier time with customers as opossed to when I worked the floor. I definatly wrong there.
              There are no stupid questions, just stupid customers.

              "Labour to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience." - George Washington

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              • #22
                *Sends out giant hook towards Irv*
                If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                • #23
                  My co-pay went up by $4 per medication that I take on a monthly basis. Instead of $19 and change, I'm paying $23 and change. The insurance company sent a pamphlet explaining about the raise in charges and was urging us to go via their mail-order system over the internet. However, when I checked how much I'd be paying via mail order, I realised $23 and change is still cheaper than what was being offered as an alternative.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Nyoibo View Post
                    *Sends out giant hook towards Irv*
                    Ooh, an old fashioned hook-an-Irv! Prize every time! Five dollars for the hook-an-Irv!
                    "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                      *applauds wildly* WOOO!!!! *throws underwear*
                      edited for giggles...
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • #26
                        Oh CL, you presuppose I'm wearing underwear.
                        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                        http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                        • #27
                          Such fun it is when my Simpsons references sail right over everybody's heads.
                          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                          • #28
                            Herpes medication last moth: $3
                            Increase in price: $2
                            Embarrassing yourself in front of a bunch of people with you medical condition over $2: PRICELESS!

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                            • #29
                              Quoth blas87 View Post
                              Mmmm herpes. The ultimate topping on the pizza of genitalia that you don't want. I prefer plain cheese.
                              He he he he. Awesome.
                              Well fiddle dee dee!!

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                              • #30
                                Save over 1.99 on your STD medication by switching to Geico HMO today!
                                Bark like a chicken!

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