The Phrase Customers at my Store Live By

[tamezin]

Wow, he sure looks busy! Let's walk or turn right in front of him!

Doing so is usually accompanied by a glare, slowing down drastically even though I OBVIOUSLY stepped aside to let them pass, an elbow, or the thing that pisses me off the most, coming to a dead stop in exactly the same spot I am obviously working and taking their sweet time to closely inspect every single label of every single product to the finest detail.

Doing so is usually NOT accompanied by the words "Excuse me" or "sorry."

I think my son has been shopping in your store learning by bad example, he does the same to me daily while shopping, cleaning house, cooking dinner etc.

[sarasquirrel]

without fail almost everyday when i walk in the doors im either stuck behind a VERY VERY slow person, or someone is walking out and runs into me.

when i need to get by i just say excuse me. usually i let them go first unless i have a handtruck thats full and heavy.

no matter where i am, at work or shopping somewhere else, i always have to move, or merge. always. the other person never ever moves. am i invisible?

[Geek King]

Mine is: Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Edited for my amusement.

[Pagan]

no matter where i am, at work or shopping somewhere else, i always have to move, or merge. always. the other person never ever moves. am i invisible?

That's because you have a little thing called "manners". I have the same problem. I've actually been working on not getting out of their way and making them move.


Geek King - For some reason, even though I know it's not Sci-Fi, I have always thought that "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" should have been sent up to the Satellite of Love.

[Pezzle]

Geek King - For some reason, even though I know it's not Sci-Fi, I have always thought that "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" should have been sent up to the Satellite of Love.

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[Geek King]

Geek King - For some reason, even though I know it's not Sci-Fi, I have always thought that "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" should have been sent up to the Satellite of Love.

They did some non sci-fi stuff, the PSA episode being a favorite of mine. Probably couldn't get the rights to do it, or something.

I always hoped to see Satan's Cheerleaders done MST3K-style, too.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Now, odd thing about this post, its not limited to stores, when I worked in a warehouse, I almost killed my boss because he decided the full loaded forklift could stop on a dime, and NOT send things flying across the building if I hit the breaks full on, because HE HAD to cross in front of a moving vehicle. Gah id hate to see him in a store...

Speaking of forklifts, have you seen the Staplerfahrer Klaus video? Be sure observe Rule #1 if you watch it.

[Rapscallion]

Speaking of forklifts, have you seen the Staplerfahrer Klaus video? Be sure observe Rule #1 if you watch it.

It's also somewhat gory. I laughed my head off at it, but I'd advise caution for those at work or those with a weak stomach.

Rapscallion