Overheard in Plumbing

[Dark Psion]

I was doing price changes in the plumbing department when I heard a little old lady's voice say, "Do you work here?"

But looking around I realize she is on the next aisle, before I can go over there to see what she wants I also hear;

Man: "No mame, I'm a customer too."

LoL: " I need a plunger!"

Man: Long Pause "Well, I DON'T WORK HERE, but I think they are right over there."

LoL: "I don't like this one! Someone told me this kind doesn't work! Which one should I get?"

Man: Sighs "Well this one is on sale and it works for sinks and toilets."

LoL: "Are you sure it will work?"

Man: "It always works for me."

LoL: "Ok, but it better work." and she leaves.

I was tempted to go over and ask if she was gone.

[Dips]

She gets points for actually asking if the poor guy worked there.

But she loses all of them for plunging ahead after he clearly told her he didn't.

I have to wonder why she bothered asking if she wasn't going to accept the answer?

[PepperElf]

she loses all her points to him
for him not losing his temper and being nice to her hand helping her out.

[The Gatekeeper]

But she loses all of them for plunging ahead after he clearly told her he didn't.

And you lose points for the pun!!!