For those of you that have always wondered..... ( Epic )

[Gravekeeper]

If it's been borked ever since that day, then that, my friend, is a history.

Thank you. Drive through.

Well, maybe not borked per say. But I tell you I'm a lot more damn careful around it now. -.-

[SG15Z]

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

Damn it!! I managed to not break Rule #1 through out the post than I read that thinking it was safe....Boy was I wrong. But I did manage to turn my head so the PC is fine.......but the floor isn't.

Cuz we need a lolcat now:

Damn it!!! not again!!!! BRB!! *grabs mop*

[AlmightyALT]

Oh hell's bells. You poor man. I know where I can find some ninja.

[Pagan]

Me: “Are you the keymaster?"
FG: “No, I’m Cathy.”
Me: "Than we have nothing further to discuss."

BRING ME THE KEYMASTER.

Are you the Gatekeeper? Or are you a God? (Remember to say "yes" when asked this question!)

Me: “ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY HOLD INTO MORDOR!"

Not unless you use the back way in.

I'd like to think my fan girls of are a higher caliber then this. -.-

Well, of course we are!

GK, I'm fairly certain that most of your CS fangirls would willingly be your bodyguards. We'll even make our own uniforms. Pink Camo, of course.

Oh, we came up with GK Fangirls uniforms a long time ago. And I believe they did include pink camo....

Seriously though, I don't think I would know what to do if I called you... or how to tell if it was you. ^_^ But I certainly wouldn't call you 30 times!

Some of us here were lucky enough to hear GKs dulcet tones when he was still able to post the audio of some calls.

On a stick?

You know, I don't even like ventriloquists as a rule, but I usually fall of the couch laughing at Jeff Dunham. The Christmas special was particularly funny.

Sometimes using a higher power such as the police will back some customers off.

Only works on customers in their right mind.

Ah, yes, but she would actually have to be a customer.

[Blade_Raver]

And you are even sicker. Or very, very lonely for companionship!

Perhaps I am a bit disturbed... but it really takes a lot to bother me.. she'd be the ultimate test...

That, and I want to try to reach out to a stranger in need... and help them see the way that is not being a sucky person...

Call it my good deed for the year..

[Animae]

How does one go about joining the GK fangirl club?

[atomicthumbs]

For those of you that have always wondered what would happen if I began to unhinge on a caller. This is for you.[/I]

Okay, before I read the rest of your post I just wanted to say that, in this case, I imagined some Lovecraftian eldritch horror crawling out of the phone reciever and latching onto the SC.

[Dreamstalker]

That can be arranged *loads warhead with Miskatonic Brand(tm) Old One Bait and prepares to launch in SC's direction*

[JoitheArtist]

That can be arranged *loads warhead with Miskatonic Brand(tm) Old One Bait and prepares to launch in SC's direction*

"Catch an unearthly horror every time with Miskatonic's Old One Bait Bazooka! Its non-Euclidean lines allow for ultimate flexibility and the press of a button will begin playing the soothing sounds of a feeble pipe, sure to catch the attention of the nearest Elder One. Simply aim, fire, and wait for the oozing chaos to begin!"

I think I read too much Lovecraft...

[Elspeth]

"Catch an unearthly horror every time with Miskatonic's Old One Bait Bazooka! Its non-Euclidean lines allow for ultimate flexibility and the press of a button will begin playing the soothing sounds of a feeble pipe, sure to catch the attention of the nearest Elder One. Simply aim, fire, and wait for the oozing chaos to begin!"

And with that quote, I need to start. Yay new reading material!!

[Pagan]

How does one go about joining the GK fangirl club?

Just say you're one of us!

Hmmmm. Mayhaps one of us needs to go over and start a GK Fangirl Social Group!

[Animae]

Go where?

one of us... one of us....

[Midnight_Angel]

FG: “I HAVE PREGNANT. IN MY STOMACH NOW. I HAVE BABY.”

She carries a baby in her stomach? Has she eaten the poor child?

Ticket Agent: Yes
SC: Um, but are the ticket numbers random or in a row?
Ticket Agent: Yes

Of course. I can virtually guarantee that 'random' OR 'in_a_row' will be TRUE.

[Pagan]

Go where?

one of us... one of us....

Ok, I made a new Social Group. Everyone come on over and bring your pink camo!

[froglet]

I saw this and thought it went with this thread PERFECTLY.