I hate Valentines day.

[sms001]

don't want anything with mint anywhere near Capt. Winky,

hmmmm...... Think I mighta gone with Capt. Winky as my username, and made Nyoibo the appendage nickname. Seems like a better, er. fit.

[aurelemsrealm]

You know, when I first started reading everyone abbreviating Valentine's Day to V-Day, I was reading it in my mind as V-D-Day because I was only halfway paying attention. I think the V-D-Day might be a week or two later for some.

Yeah, I really should be doing homework and studying for a couple of tests I have coming up next week....

[AriRashkae]

Just pop a mint in your mouth and you'll be alright, lady.

Pop rocks.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I had a customer I'd never met before ask if they could have a sip of my coffee once. They seemed surprised by my incredulous laughter.

I've actually had a customer ask to use my personal cell phone when I was outside and off the clock (I had just ended a call making sure Mom was on her way.)

I guess walking maybe 8 feet back inside the store to use the phone at the Service desk that was maybe 2 feet from the entrance was too much for her to handle . . . but the end result was I kept my phone and didn't let her use it.

Besides, I didn't fall off the stupid truck . . . no way am I trusting any stranger with anything personal of mine.

[RootedPhoenix]

SC: That was rude.

Really, now? Pot, meet Kettle. *facepalm*

Other than that, I got nothin'.

[Eric the Grey]

There is but one way to enhance "a certain part of a man's body" (blink blink) but it involved cutting tendons. I'm not up for it and I've never heard of anybody else who is either.

Um... *shudders at the though*




Eric the Grey

[Bright_Star]

That "smiling bob guy" must be one "busy" fellow...LOL!

[Pagan]

Reirei, it was just as busy at my pharmacy today. I don't think I was away from the register for more than 30 min. total. Shouldn't they be Valentining and not bitching and arguing with me?

Considering what Saint Valentine the Nuremberg Chronicle did to get himself sainted....

Enzyte dude's wife/girlfriend is going to be pretty disappointed on V-day. That stuff is a huge scam.

And you know this how?

Although, I don't want anything with mint anywhere near Capt. Winky, that stuff burns damnit.

Yet again, I have to ask, you know this how?

(gotta love being off on weekends)

Bite me. Bite me hard.

Pop rocks.

With Coca-Cola!

[reirei]

The saga continues....



Happy St. Valentines everyone! I hope you and your loved ones enjoy the day...


Now onto the horror of working today...

Wow
A gentleman comes up to the register with some items...

-a dozen roses
-rubber gloves
-condoms with a vibrating ring
-astroglide
-brahma bull stanima enhancer *this, by the way was the number one item stolen today. I wish I had taken a pic with my camera phone of all the empty boxes of this we found or people brought us today, it's sad and hilarious at the same time*
-a prengancy test

I guess he was covering all his bases, lol.


The return of the Phone of horror
Me: Thank you for calling the blank Pharmacy, this is Reirei, how may I help you?
SC: Do you like, sell edible panties?
Me: *this honestly shocked me for a sec* Umm... No. No we do not.
SC: Well, why not?
Me: ... We're a pharmacy.


There is more, but I am tired, lol. Feel free to post your own horror stories from today if you want. It's allways good to know you are not suffering alone, lol.

[reirei]

Reirei, it was just as busy at my pharmacy today. I don't think I was away from the register for more than 30 min. total. Shouldn't they be Valentining and not bitching and arguing with me?

Considering what Saint Valentine the Nuremberg Chronicle did to get himself sainted....

But hey, this just continues the bright and cheery holiday spirit that our customers allways give us. I am just greatful that my pharmacy is closed for all national holidays.

[CNBDragon]

And let my horror begin. I'm working grave at a hotel with an outdoor hot-tub on V-day.

I've been on shit 45 min and already had to chase off a non guest the hopped the fence. they didn't even try the gate.

[Anakah]

Man if someone drank out of my drink, they best be buying me another one!! RUDE!!!

[Shironu-Akaineko]

hmmmm...... Think I mighta gone with Capt. Winky as my username, and made Nyoibo the appendage nickname. Seems like a better, er. fit.

someone is MODEST.

[fireheart]

Gotta love the penis pills I'm guessing that's the only time the guys "get" any

And a little but my....date for V-Day just got me flowers. I bought him a coupon book (the non-erotic one, has stuff like "2 hours of undivided attention" "full use of the remote" etc.)

[Ironclad Alibi]

Enzyte dude's wife/girlfriend is going to be pretty disappointed on V-day. That stuff is a huge scam.

And you know this how?

The Wikipedia entry on Enzyte answers that question.

Details of the class action lawsuit and settlement are here.

A Google search will turn up more web sites.