How did you manage to keep a straight face through all that? Or at least not stand up and give her a standing ovation at the end? That is some seriously good acting (on your part).
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Something you're never told about being a parent: you'll be expected to instantly remember all your children's ages and birthdays at the drop of a hat. Some days you can't do it instantly and get the stare of doom. You should, however, expect the IRS to be asking one or two questions about children you're claiming for, like names and dates of birth.Quoth taxguykarl View PostMe: OK, what year was [Child 1] born?
AS: I don't know, he's just turned 5.
I do the math and key in 2004.
Me: Now what year was [Child 2] born?
AS: I don't know.
Me: How old?
AS: 8, I think."I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington
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Thank you. I've been robbed of an Oscar quite a few times. Nonetheless, I've gone to the server room/manager office to maniacally laugh it up along side my CW's who long since left the room.Quoth Moggie View PostHow did you manage to keep a straight face through all that? Or at least not stand up and give her a standing ovation at the end? That is some seriously good acting (on your part).
To answer your original query: Practice and training is all I can tell you.I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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