Hello every one! If you only had a brain
Me: Thank you for calling blank pharmacy, this is Reirei how may I help you?
SC: Yes, I was wondering if you could tell me the cash price of lisinopril 40mg, 30 count?
Me: Let's see... It's $18.56 ma'am.
SC; What about with my insurance.
Me: Ma'am, you have to call the insurance company to find that out, sorry.
SC: You can't just check?
Me: No ma'am, sorry. As I said you have to call your insurace compay.
SC: Can't you call them?
Me: ...
No ma'am.SC: *sighs loudly* Thank you anyway then.
I hang up and go back to intake. About ten minutes later, the phone rings again.
Me:*the same speil as before*
SC: Can you tell me the price of lisinopril 40mg, 30 count?
Me:
Hello again ma'am, it's $18.56.SC: *sighs loudly again* Can't you just call them?
Me: Ma'am, I am sorry, but it is in violation of your privacy if I call them and ask them anything in regards to your account.
SC: Fine, thank you anyways... *hangs up*
An hour later...
Me: *same spiel as before*
SC: Can you tell me the price of lisinopril 40mg, 30 count?
Me: *thinking that she has to be kidding* Ma'am, it's still $18.56, is there anything else I can help you with?
SC: I got the number for the insurance company for you from the back of my card, are you sure you can't call them?
Me: No ma'am.
SC: Why not?
Me:
Ma'am, it's a violation of your privacy for me to do. And, I don't even know your name so I doubt I would get very far.SC: ... Okay.*hangs up*




You can't be serious...
A guy walks up to the intake window with two bottles in his hand.
Me: How may I help you?

SC: What's the difference between vitamin 1 and vitamin 2?
Me: They are virtually identical in ingrediants, only vitamin 2 has some more extra for prostate health.
SC: Well, will... *pauses*
Me: Yes?
SC: Which one will...*pauses again*
Me: Sir?
SC: Which one will help me you know... *whispers* get an erection?
Me:

Umm.... Let me get the very male pharmacist for you...Ah memories....
I was talking to one of my former coworkers from the seasonal department and he reminded me of this one. This was a few years ago in the green house of the seasonal department.
Me: *watering plants*
Polite lady or PL: Excuse me miss? I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?
She and I start talking about starting vegetable seeding indoors, I am showing her some of the seeding sets when stupid rude b!tch comes up and litterally jams her cart in between us.
SRB: I need a sprinkler.
Me: Ma'am, they are right over there. *points to where they are very obviously displayed*
SRB: Show me.
Me: I'm sorry ma'am, I am helping another customer right now, but i can get another one of my coworkers to help you. *reaches for walkie attached to belt*
SRB: You're here right now, you help me!
Me: As I said ma'am, I am helping the lady right here, if you would like the wait a moment, then I can help you.
SRB: *SCOWLS* Forget it. I don't want your help. I can tell you are rude by your green eyes. *stomps away*
Me:

PL: Wow, you must really get some crazies.
Me:
If you only knew.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid customers.

And no, I'm not kidding
Guess your eye color means whatever you want if it'll let you get your way.


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