The man who mistook plant for a meat.

[tamezin]

No! It's not lettuce! Soylent Greens is PEOPLE!!

No fair your took mine.

[Nurian]

No fair your took mine.

Sorry. It was the first thing that came to mind.

[RayvenQ]

"Well, first I spilled my morning sunflower all over my Aardvark and had to change it because my pommegranite was starting to burn and then I had to rush to the talcum powder so I could meet with the butterfly ...

Should I be worried if that made perfect sense to me?

[NateTheChops]

All I can say is Jessica Simpson should thank this guy for taking the attention off of her for fifteen minutes.

[otakuneko]

Buh wha huh erk.. huh?!

HEAD ASPLODE!
STOP ERROR 0xFF BRAIN_MELTDOWN
Beginning dump of physical memory........Complete.
If this is the first time you've seen this stop error, please reboot. If error persists, please contact your system administrator.

[blas]

Actually, Jessica Simpson has been in the news nowdays more often for gaining weight than being stupid.

There's been plenty other different celebs who have proven themselves just as stupid as Jess, if not worse...

For instance....Audrina from the Hills, Spencer Pratt......

[JLRodgers]

Should I be worried if that made perfect sense to me?

Oh good, I'm not the only one I swear the first time I read that I thought "what's wrong... oh.. .yeah." Apparently my brain decided to correct the wrong words on the fly

[sms001]

Katie, will it make you feel any better to know that he didn't even last a month?

But now I'm worried. Knowing what you've put up with, I'm finding it hard to imagine ANY thing that would get someone fired there...

[geekbynature]

SC: NO NO NO Not sweet onion I said chicken! *he's pointing to the lettuce*

How is this mentally possible?

As a second-language learner of Spanish, I once mixed up "cena" and "cerveza" during an oral test; but never while presented with the items themselves. Not having a fluent grasp of English is the only possible explanation that my brain can ascern.

[Becks]

Rumor has it that in some places, macaroni and cheese is considered a vegetable.

[Broomjockey]

Rumor has it that in some places, macaroni and cheese is considered a vegetable.

It shouldn't even be considered edible

[Sparky]

Seriously, this guy may have had brain damage. Sometimes, following a stroke, people just come out with the wrong words. I read a story once by a woman whose husband kept begging for something "green." She finally figured out that "green" meant "cool."

[tinamarble88]

Funny story. Happened to me at my job, I didn't fix the donuts yet so the bagels were where the donuts should be and the lady thought the bagel was a donut....

[Bliss]

and may it interest you to know that tomato is a fruit?

Before we get off this conversation here, we have to make a clear distinction, tomato is BIOLOGICALLY a fruit, that is fruits are the parts of a plant that carry the seeds and seed food, and detaches from the tree to start a new tree... people usually start the discussion about tomatoes being fruits wrong since they take it from the culinary side... culinarily tomatoes are vegetables, which is a caregory that has no biological relevance (as we give the name of vegetables to biological fruits (tomatoes, zuccini), leaves (lettuce, spinach) and roots (Carrots, potatoes)).

So, yes tomatoes are biologically a fruit, and culinarily a vegetable there, we're all right

[JLRodgers]

So, yes tomatoes are biologically a fruit, and culinarily a vegetable there, we're all right

Vegetables are used in desserts though -- and that makes them seem more "fruit" like

Great.... now I'm wanting zucchini bread, carrot cake, and pumpkin roll & pie, and blueberry muffins.