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Earlier on my shift I had this sweet old lady give me a cruddy, fiflthy shitty five dollar bill. But she nice so I take it, and put it in the tray where we put strange bills. (Torn ones, $2 bills, etc). I'm glad I did because Karma worked out for once!
So dude comes into Hellstore. He grabs two peanut M&M's. I see this. He goes to the ice cream cooler, grabs a ice cream pint. Fiddles around alittle. Comes back and puts the ice cream and ONE peanut M&Ms on the counter.
Thief: I forgot my foodstamp card, I'll go get it and come back, but can I have four quarters??? (Hands me a TEN DOLLAR BILL).
ME: Sure! *Scans his bag of M&Ms*
SC: Wait! I don't want those!
ME: I know. (puts the ice cream and bag on the floor). "Thats for the one in your pocket.
SC: I er put them back!
ME: No you didnt. You grab two, went over there, and put in your pocket.
SC: OH COME ON MAN! Fine, do you want them back?
Me: Why? you paid for them *Puts the ten in the till, grabs crappy 5 dollar bill, 3 ones, and 91 cents., No four quarters* Here you go.
SC: Uh... this five is really rusty can I have anoth-
ME: *laughing* What do you think? You just tried to steal from me.
SC: *Looks at me, glaring* I didn't think you'd see with those shitty eyes of yours!
*walks out, kicking my door open as he leaves*
I told chip guy about it. He told me I should have retorted that my eyes are just a diversion and that i really have pyschic vision all the time. I told McGoddess, and she suggested To retort about the five dollar should have been. "That's Karma bro..."
So yeah. I use to steal when I was younger. I was never so dumb to steal from a tiny store where everything is seen, a tiny candy bag, and hand the clerk a ten dollar bill and ask for change.
I should have just kept it all but whatever.
So dude comes into Hellstore. He grabs two peanut M&M's. I see this. He goes to the ice cream cooler, grabs a ice cream pint. Fiddles around alittle. Comes back and puts the ice cream and ONE peanut M&Ms on the counter.
Thief: I forgot my foodstamp card, I'll go get it and come back, but can I have four quarters??? (Hands me a TEN DOLLAR BILL).
ME: Sure! *Scans his bag of M&Ms*
SC: Wait! I don't want those!
ME: I know. (puts the ice cream and bag on the floor). "Thats for the one in your pocket.
SC: I er put them back!
ME: No you didnt. You grab two, went over there, and put in your pocket.
SC: OH COME ON MAN! Fine, do you want them back?
Me: Why? you paid for them *Puts the ten in the till, grabs crappy 5 dollar bill, 3 ones, and 91 cents., No four quarters* Here you go.
SC: Uh... this five is really rusty can I have anoth-
ME: *laughing* What do you think? You just tried to steal from me.
SC: *Looks at me, glaring* I didn't think you'd see with those shitty eyes of yours!
*walks out, kicking my door open as he leaves*
I told chip guy about it. He told me I should have retorted that my eyes are just a diversion and that i really have pyschic vision all the time. I told McGoddess, and she suggested To retort about the five dollar should have been. "That's Karma bro..."
So yeah. I use to steal when I was younger. I was never so dumb to steal from a tiny store where everything is seen, a tiny candy bag, and hand the clerk a ten dollar bill and ask for change.
I should have just kept it all but whatever.
Bravo!
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