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So, if you can imagine, have you ever seen the stereotype of a male porn producer? Bright, shiny shirt, halfway open with gross hairy chest, overweight, bad hygiene, over-greased hair, funky shoes, and an attitude like he's God's gift to women, even though he's just nasty looking?
Yeah. THAT walked into my store today.
He came up to my coworker, out of nowhere, claimed he was a "good southern gentleman" and wanted to take her out. Then he asked her if he could take a picture of her for his screen saver.
She was grossed out and walked away. Considering her husband works in our building too, I'm sure he'd have some words for the guy. Anyway, she ended up calling a manager and telling him what happened. The manager followed him around for the rest of the time he was there, because he was ready to throw him out if he continued acting so sleazy towards female employees.
He ended up picking up a tag for a display only $900 laptop, buying it, and bringing to the pickup desk.
SC: I want this laptop.
SUP: Well, that particular one is display only, as you saw on the sign.
SC: Then you need to take $250 off.
SUP: Excuse me?
SC: I want $250 off it.
SUP: No. I can give you 10% off at most.
SC: I want $250.
SUP: No.
SC: THEN RETURN MY MONEY.
SUP: Alright, come on over here and I'll return it. *points to a register 20 feet away*
SC: No. I want my money now.
SUP:
Sir, I am giving you your refund, but you need to come over here.
SC: NO. I WANT IT NOW.
SUP: (wtf) Sir?
SC: YOU HAVE THE MONEY HERE. GIVE ME MY MONEY.
SUP: (realizing he's referring to the CHANGE drawer) Sir, I can't process your return here. You have to come with me over to that register.
SC: GIVE ME THE MONEY!
SUP: Sir, I doubt I even have this much in that drawer. You can either come with me to get your refund, or you can take your laptop and leave NOW.
SC: *grumbles, and walks the whole 20 feet to the register for his refund*
SUP: *processes refund* There you go, sir.
SC: @$$HOLE!
MGR: (who was witnessing this whole event) Okay, NOW you're not welcome back here.
SC: WHAT?!
MGR: You've treated enough of my employees with disrespect today. If I see you in here again, I'll call the cops. Now out.
SC: %&#& YOU! *storms out*
And that, girls and boys, is our new favorite person to make fun of at work.
Yeah. THAT walked into my store today.
He came up to my coworker, out of nowhere, claimed he was a "good southern gentleman" and wanted to take her out. Then he asked her if he could take a picture of her for his screen saver.
She was grossed out and walked away. Considering her husband works in our building too, I'm sure he'd have some words for the guy. Anyway, she ended up calling a manager and telling him what happened. The manager followed him around for the rest of the time he was there, because he was ready to throw him out if he continued acting so sleazy towards female employees.
He ended up picking up a tag for a display only $900 laptop, buying it, and bringing to the pickup desk.
SC: I want this laptop.
SUP: Well, that particular one is display only, as you saw on the sign.
SC: Then you need to take $250 off.
SUP: Excuse me?
SC: I want $250 off it.
SUP: No. I can give you 10% off at most.
SC: I want $250.
SUP: No.
SC: THEN RETURN MY MONEY.
SUP: Alright, come on over here and I'll return it. *points to a register 20 feet away*
SC: No. I want my money now.
SUP:
Sir, I am giving you your refund, but you need to come over here.SC: NO. I WANT IT NOW.
SUP: (wtf) Sir?
SC: YOU HAVE THE MONEY HERE. GIVE ME MY MONEY.
SUP: (realizing he's referring to the CHANGE drawer) Sir, I can't process your return here. You have to come with me over to that register.
SC: GIVE ME THE MONEY!
SUP: Sir, I doubt I even have this much in that drawer. You can either come with me to get your refund, or you can take your laptop and leave NOW.
SC: *grumbles, and walks the whole 20 feet to the register for his refund*
SUP: *processes refund* There you go, sir.
SC: @$$HOLE!
MGR: (who was witnessing this whole event) Okay, NOW you're not welcome back here.
SC: WHAT?!
MGR: You've treated enough of my employees with disrespect today. If I see you in here again, I'll call the cops. Now out.
SC: %&#& YOU! *storms out*
And that, girls and boys, is our new favorite person to make fun of at work.
I did too. Yuk
Eric the Grey
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