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We are NOT a bank!
Yes I'm looking right at you, the douchebag that paid for a $9.43 purchase with a damned Ben Franklin. We've seen an epidemic lately of customers making small ($25 or less) purchases and paying for them with $100s.
Considering that product that we sell (video games and consoles), it's fair enough to assume we take in a fair bit of cash. Oftentimes paying with a large bill is not a problem, but this time of year we see a lot of people with large bills.
Also, bitching and moaning when I ask for smaller bills will not endear you to me. I see the fucking 20s in your money clip, try using some of them.
One more thing, do not try and give me any shit or demand that I break your $100 for you. I am under no obligation to make change for you and throwing a hissy fit will get you absolutely nowhere.
There's a bank SIX freaking doors down, people! Either use that or deposit the money in your account beforehand and pay with some plastic.
Also....
We are NOT a rental service!
On used games we offer a 7 day refund or exchange window if you are not happy with the game. This is because we can easily resell used games if need be and we understand not everyone is going to like every game we buy.
So we had this one SC who bought three games. Six days later, she brought the back and exchanged them...
Six days after that she did the same thing...
Six days after that, she did it again...
Six days after that...she tried to do it again. Finally my manager called her on it and said she would not be allowed any more exchanges. She was upset by this and said she was only bringing the games back because her kids beat them so fast. My manager kindly informed her this is not what the return policy is meant for and she will not be getting away with this again. She stormed off in a huff.
Also...
We are NOT a printing service!
No I can't go back seven months and get you a copy of a receipt you lost. I also certainly can't do it if you bought it at another store in our chain since we would never have had that record to begin with. Although you say "I'm sure it must be in the system", you are mistaken. Our "system" doesn't work like that.
I also can't print copies of game manuals for you. That is what they call copyright infringement. If you can't figure out how to play your game either get someone to help you, go online or do it the old fashioned way: just keep messing around with it until you figure out what the hell you're supposed to be doing. Seriously, it works.
I also can't print out walkthroughs and/or cheat sheets off gamefaqs.com or any other sites for you. Not only do I not have access to these sites, we also SELL strategy guides and cheat code books so expecting me to give such info away for free (actually at a COST to the store when you consider the paper and ink) is pretty stupid.
Ok I think I'm done venting for now.
Yes I'm looking right at you, the douchebag that paid for a $9.43 purchase with a damned Ben Franklin. We've seen an epidemic lately of customers making small ($25 or less) purchases and paying for them with $100s.
Considering that product that we sell (video games and consoles), it's fair enough to assume we take in a fair bit of cash. Oftentimes paying with a large bill is not a problem, but this time of year we see a lot of people with large bills.
Also, bitching and moaning when I ask for smaller bills will not endear you to me. I see the fucking 20s in your money clip, try using some of them.
One more thing, do not try and give me any shit or demand that I break your $100 for you. I am under no obligation to make change for you and throwing a hissy fit will get you absolutely nowhere.
There's a bank SIX freaking doors down, people! Either use that or deposit the money in your account beforehand and pay with some plastic.
Also....
We are NOT a rental service!
On used games we offer a 7 day refund or exchange window if you are not happy with the game. This is because we can easily resell used games if need be and we understand not everyone is going to like every game we buy.
So we had this one SC who bought three games. Six days later, she brought the back and exchanged them...
Six days after that she did the same thing...
Six days after that, she did it again...
Six days after that...she tried to do it again. Finally my manager called her on it and said she would not be allowed any more exchanges. She was upset by this and said she was only bringing the games back because her kids beat them so fast. My manager kindly informed her this is not what the return policy is meant for and she will not be getting away with this again. She stormed off in a huff.
Also...
We are NOT a printing service!
No I can't go back seven months and get you a copy of a receipt you lost. I also certainly can't do it if you bought it at another store in our chain since we would never have had that record to begin with. Although you say "I'm sure it must be in the system", you are mistaken. Our "system" doesn't work like that.
I also can't print copies of game manuals for you. That is what they call copyright infringement. If you can't figure out how to play your game either get someone to help you, go online or do it the old fashioned way: just keep messing around with it until you figure out what the hell you're supposed to be doing. Seriously, it works.
I also can't print out walkthroughs and/or cheat sheets off gamefaqs.com or any other sites for you. Not only do I not have access to these sites, we also SELL strategy guides and cheat code books so expecting me to give such info away for free (actually at a COST to the store when you consider the paper and ink) is pretty stupid.
Ok I think I'm done venting for now.
cheapskate!)
the thing that got me laughing over this is... i'm playing a game i've beaten six times, and i have gamefaqs on another window for minikit locations! 
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