sucky man and his sucky questions

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: Dave, I had a question about this certain complex. How is the building shaped and I wasn't sure which windows had screens and can those windows be opened?

Me: I am not really sure on that?

Guest: also, I am looking at a picture of the property and I cant see the parking lot. Is it parallel to the villa?

Me: ok I can find out

I call her back with the answer


Guest: great, Dave, now I had a question on this area. It says there is a pool. What is the shape of the pool? Is it more rectangular or oval shaped? Also, is the pool noisy? I mean with kids laughing and playing and splashing around?

Me: I'm sure they will be

Guest: and Dave, again about the pool, does the pool have a fence around it?

Me: yes it does

Guest: how tall is the fence?

Me: I am not 100% sure

Guest: well can you find out for me


Me: ok, anything else?

Guest: yea, it says the property is near the tennis courts and of course the pool is right there. Is the pool right by the tennis courts?

Me: pretty close, yes ma'am

Guest: (she laughs) pretty close? that was very vague.......can you be a bit more descriptive?

Me: what do you want to know?

Guest: well I mean what is between the pool and tennis courts? Is it a grassy area or is it paved?

Me: I think there is a small grassy area

Guest: you think? you mean you dont know for sure?

Me: no ma'am

Guest: I am just amazed that you dont know these things, Dave. So far, you havent been able to answer any of my questions and I have got to say you have not been very helpful

Me: I am sorry

Guest: May I please speak with someone who knows the area better than you do?

Me: sure

I transfer her to a coworker and she complains about me and says I dont much of anything. Bitch

[Nurian]

Considering the crappy people you get and the idiocy of her questions, I can see why you don't say much.

[BookstoreEscapee]

You mean you don't personally visit each property and map out the exact locations and dimensions and shapes of every little nook and cranny? What kind of job are you doing, there, anyway? Huh, Dave?

[Ree]

Unbelieveable!
Another one who wants to know a whole bunch of really anal details and then complains because you didn't give her the exact details she wanted.

Where are these people coming from?

[bainsidhe]

I live in an apartment building and I'd be pretty vague if you started asking me specific questions about windows, positioning of the driveway, etc. I mean, I've lived here a couple years, but I just kinda walk by it. I don't pinpoint the exact layout and measure the windows. Whatta tool.

[Imogene]

Where are these people coming from?

Well, they're obviously not the fruits of my loins, for two reasons: My loins have yet to bear fruit, and I would be quite happy to have a place to relax. Movie, movie, movie, hey, they have a pool?

[aniwahya]

Gah a lot of VRS's posts remind me of parents and students from my high school. The self-styled upper echelon certainly has no upper limit on suck, in my experience. So that being said, these people could very well be from the northern Midwest. When they aren't visiting their private islands, of course.

I thought I would clarify what I'm talking about. While in high school some kind soul donated money for people who needed help paying for classes. A friend who received help from this fund bragged to me about it. Why mention this? If a local multi-millionaire felt it was appropriate to apply for and receive aid in paying for his child's schooling, how do you think he talks to people beneath him. Then on top of it this "friend" felt it was appropriate to brag about it to me, who worked since I've been 14, because I didn't want to be a burden on my divorced mom who put herself through nursing school. I paid for my class.

Kind of off topic but I thought it's relevant since my sucky minded peers and their sucky parents went on a lot of vacations, so I can easily imagine VRS running into them. Especially since most of them despite being very, very well off were also unbelievably cheap.

[Mr Hero]

I call her back with the answer


Guest: great, Dave, now I had a question on this area. It says there is a pool. What is the shape of the pool? Is it more rectangular or oval shaped? Also, is the pool noisy? I mean with kids laughing and playing and splashing around?

...

Guest: I am just amazed that you dont know these things, Dave. So far, you havent been able to answer any of my questions and I have got to say you have not been very helpful

Did anyone else notice this contradiction? It looks like VRS did answer one of the SC's questions.

[Nakajo]

Did anyone else notice this contradiction? It looks like VRS did answer one of the SC's questions.

I took it to mean he couldn't answer immediately.

[Apathy]

You mean you don't personally visit each property and map out the exact locations and dimensions and shapes of every little nook and cranny? What kind of job are you doing, there, anyway? Huh, Dave?

Yeah, you're lucky she didn't get you fired. You totally had it coming. Lazy.

[depechemodefan]

I thought I would clarify what I'm talking about. While in high school some kind soul donated money for people who needed help paying for classes. A friend who received help from this fund bragged to me about it. Why mention this? If a local multi-millionaire felt it was appropriate to apply for and receive aid in paying for his child's schooling, how do you think he talks to people beneath him. Then on top of it this "friend" felt it was appropriate to brag about it to me, who worked since I've been 14, because I didn't want to be a burden on my divorced mom who put herself through nursing school. I paid for my class.

Kind of off topic but I thought it's relevant since my sucky minded peers and their sucky parents went on a lot of vacations, so I can easily imagine VRS running into them. Especially since most of them despite being very, very well off were also unbelievably cheap.

That is sad. I suppose that kind soul would have been screaming, "No! I want my donation to go to people who have no money!"

Yeah, I also thought it was weird that VRS called back after the first question. I'm surprised, though, the ass on the phone waited on hold for the other questions VRS had to look up on.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

I wonder if she is related to that other douche you had that wanted his room set up in an EXTREMELY specific way, right down to the distance the chairs were apart from each other.