"Stop ogling my ass!" And a few other assorted tales from textbook Hell!

[bloodrose]

That's right, folks, I'm back!!

Hey, haven't seen your posts in a while. Thanks for coming back to share your pain for our mirth.

So far, no word that she's been rewarded, we're getting fired, or of firewood being gathered, so I think we're safe.

You and GK come up with some of the best flavor text. You need a group of fanboys.

Him: That's all right, I was enjoying the view!
Me: Uh...what...?
Him: You have a VERY lovely ass...
Me: ....
Him: Seriously, it's beautiful
Me: ....???
Him: So...how often are you here? <He says, with a strange gleam in his eye>
Me: Uh...you can pay for your book at the front registers, sir, thankyouforshoppingwithushaveagoodday,ohlook,Igoov ertherenowandstockbooks!! kthxbye!! <Flees>

I've actually found the quickest way for me to get someone like this dude to go away is to respond very chipperly (spell check says that isn't a word).

Random Person: Unwanted compliment
Me: *huge grin plus higher pitch plus increased volume* Thanks!

I think the lack of awkwardness removes the thrill. Perhaps it feels polite and is thus pointing out their rudeness??

[Hobbs]

You and GK come up with some of the best flavor text. You need a group of fanboys.

We're called Lupoists....it's not a fandom per se...

And yes, I have copyrighted the term Lupoist.

[lupo pazzesco]

We're called Lupoists....it's not a fandom per se...

And yes, I have copyrighted the term Lupoist.

....

I'm a religion now...?

The Agnostic in my finds that hilarious...

[Hobbs]

....

I'm a religion now...?

The Agnostic in my finds that hilarious...

>(^_^);

As long as you don't mind...woe is the Lupoist who incurs Her wrath...

wow, the religious part of me is treading dangerous waters,

[all the while making an idol out of unreturnable textbooks]