T-T-Tequila!

[Jester]

Try Agavero. That is much better for drinking straight up--no lime needed.

Real men don't need lime (or salt) with their tequila anyways.

[dalesys]

one mole-equivalent water/ethanol mixtures
18.0g of water 0.63oz
30.6g of 90 proof 1.08oz
32.0g of 100 proof 1.13oz
44.6g of 190 proof 1.57oz
46.0g of 200 proof 1.62oz

[Ironclad Alibi]

Or Avogadro. But you have to drink exactly 6.0221415 × 10^23 molecules of it.

"cough, cough,...NERD...cough, cough"

I got the joke, so what's that make me?

Sober.