Thank you for your concern

[Nurian]

My coworker has this one:

CW: Coworker
SS: Sir Sarcasm McDouchewaffle

SS: Hi, SS. Thank you for picking up!

Odd response to the info requested in our opening spiel. She finally gets the info.

SS: I was wondering how I (do something on which we don't handle or advise). What do I need to do?
CW: Well, Sir, I'm afraid we can only do (our job). I'm afraid you'll need to contact (other agency).
SS: Well, that doesn't say much for your job security, does it? (click)
CW:

[wagegoth]

SS: Well, that doesn't say much for your job security, does it? (click)
CW:

What a dick comment in the current economy.

[Golden Phoenix]

Gwuh?

So...by not doing something that is unrelated to their actual job, a person's job is in jeopardy?

I don't get it oO

*attempts to bend brain so that this makes sense*

[RetailWorkhorse]

*attempts to bend brain so that this makes sense*

If you keep doing that you're gonna get stuck like that, GP.

[Golden Phoenix]

*muffled* Um...lil' help please? I think my visual cortex is snagged around my pineal.

[morgana]

*whacks GP on back of head with large stuffed bunny*

That should fix it! Now, what have we learned from this?

[Golden Phoenix]

*whacks GP on back of head with large stuffed bunny*

That should fix it! Now, what have we learned from this?

Thinking like an SC causes a normal brain severe injury. *sadly picks up bits of her occipital lobe and begins slotting them back into place*