Job-hunting FAIL: holy crap, is it epic!

[Jester]

What if the patient is a lesbian?

I'm an equal opportunity pervert.

[ParkingWitch]

I'm an equal opportunity pervert.

Snag This so needs to be a sig.

[Skeksin]

I know how to make a sashimi platter. Can I have a job as a head chef in a sushi restaurant?

Fugu anyone?

[Jester]

Snag This so needs to be a sig.

Shit, I use that shit all the time in life. Equal opportunity asshole (most often), equal opportunity pervert, equal opportunity ass-kicker, etc.

Sig? To quote my coworker, "Bitch please."

[ParkingWitch]

"Bitch please."

As I've said to so many stop and rob curse-tomers that would call me Bitch

"Yes I am"

[Bandit]

Except in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hydrogen bombs.

Edited for my own amusement.

B

[VComps]

You missed a trick, though... if he has an almost minor, he can get an almost job!