Father and son (EPIC!!)

[Caffienated_Caramel]

Good lord! If it gets worse before it gets better, then I want to nominate this for a war story.

[Broomjockey]

Good lord! If it gets worse before it gets better, then I want to nominate this for a war story.

Moderators are standing by to receive any PMs for nominations

[Shpepper]

No.

What I have planned, it is better if there are no pictures and no witnesses.

We can have a celebration party afterwards. But the less you know of what happens, the better it is for everyone.

(And some people wonder why there are teenage boys out there who are much larger than me and still scared shitless of me......)

No you really have me intrigued. Sounds like, without saying, some of the things that if I could get away with it, well, lets just leave it at that. There are advantages to being the "Big Scary Redhead"

[sportsmom]

Hey, don't leave me behind! I've got a nice heavy wood (no aluminum for this girl) baseball bat that hasn't seen any action in awhile.

After were done with the collection of monkey-fuckers can we bring them down to you Jester and go shark fishing?

Please?

[AlmightyALT]

Can I come? I know martial arts and can make blades!

[Jester]

After were done with the collection of monkey-fuckers can we bring them down to you Jester and go shark fishing?

As I have said (to more than one teenage boy), I have a lot of friends with boats and an entire ocean to work with.

[morgana]

*sends Jester a virtual orange soda and coil of rope*

No questions here.

[Jester]

Thanks Morgana....but I'll need a REAL orange soda (preferably Fanta). See, I may not drink caffeine, but I will need the sugar for the work I have ahead of me......

[Mike Taylor]

Okay, wading through the angry mob here, I gotta say I'm surprised that all three weren't banned on the spot with the threat of being arrested if they returned.

[Blade_Raver]

I have an idea for F's fate.

It involves:
A lot of potatoes boiled in hot KY jelly
A tennis ball launcher
Some rope

If you can't come up with the idea, watch The Jerky Boys Movie.

[zzapp the witch]

Y'all are silly.

[Jester]

What makes you think all of us are joking?

[sanchopanza65]

Wait for me, please. I gotta summon the Washington Ave Bellsproutz and the East Side Lucky Ducks to come with us.

[Little Redhead]

Ok make sure you stop by and pick me up. I have alot of pent up rage I would love to unload on that jack ass

[Lace Neil Singer]

Swing by the UK and pick me up. I have a boyf and a lot of mates who ride motorbikes and who have a lot of respect for women and none for arseholes.