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It seems it always after 1 am that people are let out of jail. I have 2 cousins who get in the jail a lot, and it's always some gawd awful time that their parents are called to pick them up.Quoth cinema guy View PostLetting someone out of jail at 2am seems pretty stupid. But not as half as stupid as getting arrested after being out of jail for 30 minutes.Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.
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By design, probably. Get the parents even more pissed off at their kids.Quoth depechemodefan View PostIt seems it always after 1 am that people are let out of jail. I have 2 cousins who get in the jail a lot, and it's always some gawd awful time that their parents are called to pick them up.
"Not only do I have to bail you out of jail, I had to do it at 1AM! I have to work in the morning! I'm going to kill you!"
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I got called at 3:30 AM to collect my 21 year old daughter from the South Jordan cop shop once... 25 miles away... 3 miles from her mom...Quoth trunks2k View PostBy design, probably. Get the parents even more pissed off at their kids.
"Not only do I have to bail you out of jail, I had to do it at 1AM! I have to work in the morning! I'm going to kill you!"
Charges? "Making terroristic threats" & "Contributing to the delinquency of a minor"I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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Yeah, but it's soQuoth Peppergirl View Post
"bonding out a foolish friend". I bet there's a hell of a story behind THAT one.
and I hate to jack threads.
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Just got off the phone with a co-worker.
That dude came back and was cussing up a storm cuz I called the cops on him.
The manager was there too and he was in the office doing paper work when he heard his loud mouth through the computer speakers, so he looked into the monitor. He immediately recognized him from viewing his last visit there. So he called the cops.
GUESS WHO'S BACK!!??

OMG what a dumbass.
My sides hurts......
Yiz"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
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I guess he never heard about quitting while you're ahead.Quoth yizuman View PostJust got off the phone with a co-worker.
That dude came back and was cussing up a storm cuz I called the cops on him.
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