A list of stupid things I have heard people say this week

[Animae]

"Whats a small?" a size you jackass, usually the one with the least volume.

"So this coupon says buy one pack of three, and get one pack of three free. Does that mean if I buy three I get three free?"

I went around in a circle with this woman for fifteen minutes.


then there was a man that did not seem to understand that my coffee shop does not serve liquor.

"But it says shots up there!!!!!111!!!!"


Sigh.

[BookstoreEscapee]

then there was a man that did not seem to understand that my coffee shop does not serve liquor.

"But it says shots up there!!!!!111!!!!"

o.O

I don't even drink coffee and even I'm not that dumb.

[RootedPhoenix]

o.O

I don't even drink coffee and even I'm not that dumb.

I don't drink coffee either, and I was like "Shots of ESPRESSO! Argh!" >.<

...I suppose there might be shots of milk, flavoring or some other such thing also, (depending of the versatility of the coffee establishment) but my goodness!

[jerkface11]

So do your cappucinos taste like coffee?

[Jester]

What a moron. There are tons of different shots. Hell, when your doctor gives you shots, you don't expect them to be of the liquid variety!

Well, except for my doctor....but this is Key West, so that is par for the course!


And that brings up an important point....why are there no shot-slamming or shot-drinking smileys, hmmm? I think this is another conspiracy bo MADD.....

[Fox One]

Shame you don't work at the type of establishment that keeps a shotgun under the till (like some jewelery stores). Might've led to some very interesting interpretations of a man requesting a shot...

[Primer]

What a moron. There are tons of different shots. Hell, when your doctor gives you shots, you don't expect them to be of the liquid variety!

*I* hope my doctor gives me liquid shots! I don't think solids would pass through that itty bitty needle too well!

[Jester]

Point taken, Primer.

Let me rephrase.....

When your doctor gives you shots, you expect them to be in a syringe, NOT a shot glass.

Better?

[Broomjockey]

When your doctor gives you shots, you expect them to be in a syringe, NOT a shot glass.

Better?

Actually, I was given some medicine once, that the proper dose was portioned out by... using a shot glass.

[PepperElf]

Was your doctor named Greg House? O_o lol

[Becks]

"But it says shots up there!!!!!111!!!!"

That's just sad.

[deafcat24]

I don't drink coffee either, and I was like "Shots of ESPRESSO! Argh!" >.<

...I suppose there might be shots of milk, flavoring or some other such thing also, (depending of the versatility of the coffee establishment) but my goodness!

Thank you for clearing that up. I would have been confused like the customer, but I wouldn't voice it, since I don't drink coffee.

[Animae]

Shame you don't work at the type of establishment that keeps a shotgun under the till (like some jewelery stores). Might've led to some very interesting interpretations of a man requesting a shot...

A girl can dream...

[RootedPhoenix]

Thank you for clearing that up. I would have been confused like the customer, but I wouldn't voice it, since I don't drink coffee.

Sorry. I hope I didn't come off mean there. I just... I've never yet seen a coffee place have alcohol. Apparently one of my hobbies while getting herb tea is memorizing things about mixed coffee ingredients. I don't know how they stuck in my brain, it's not information I necessarily need.....

It is kind of confusing, having the same terminology. It might be a measurement sort of thing, though. I know Jamba Juice (smoothie place) has shots of wheatgrass juice. I think they have green tea shots too. (Weird memorization powers, ftw? *mumbles something about remembering odd things*)

[tinamarble88]

"Whats a small?" a size you jackass, usually the one with the least volume.

"So this coupon says buy one pack of three, and get one pack of three free. Does that mean if I buy three I get three free?"

I went around in a circle with this woman for fifteen minutes.


then there was a man that did not seem to understand that my coffee shop does not serve liquor.

"But it says shots up there!!!!!111!!!!"


Sigh.

People at my job ask about the sizes too. I figure they want to know how much the sizes hold.