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  • #16
    Your manager was a grade a jackass! SO is 6'9" and he wouldn't DARE do anything near what that asshole did to you, he's a gentle giant. Thankfully the asshole was taken out of the restaurant.
    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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    • #17
      Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
      Big Lurch wannabe or not, One swift knee to the happy sacks would have dropped him like anyone else
      Even if he was an 8' tall armour plated killing machine.
      If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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      • #18
        I'd snap if someone put their hands on one of my employees. It would get ugly real quick.

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        • #19
          I would immediately have gone postal. Screamed kicked and ran. If anyone had questioned it I would have claimed pts from a previous assault. Part of why I could never work in a bar, angry drunks give me the shivers.

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          • #20
            Quoth Nyoibo View Post
            Even if he was an 8' tall armour plated killing machine.
            ... If that's referencing what I think it's referencing... one of us is a gigantic nerd. And I'm pretty sure it's me. Come on Shaggy, grab Velma and let's go.
            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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            • #21
              Palm strike to the chin does wonders in those self-defense situations.
              Suckiness is reinforced up OR down at every transaction. Accepting BS makes them worse for all of us; firm fairness trains them to suck less.

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              • #22
                Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                ... If that's referencing what I think it's referencing... one of us is a gigantic nerd. And I'm pretty sure it's me. Come on Shaggy, grab Velma and let's go.
                Oh yes, it's a reference to the small rouge one.
                If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                • #23
                  Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
                  Big Lurch wannabe or not, One swift knee to the happy sacks would have dropped him like anyone else and would have taught him some goddamn manners.
                  Nose works better, It's too easy for someone to just turn their thigh a little to block a kick to taht paticular area.

                  or.. (if arms are pinned as in this paticular story).

                  if u CAN stomp on the in seam of their foot/ankle.. that'll probably hurt enough they'll let go.
                  Common sense... So rare it's a goddamn superpower.

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                  • #24
                    You really should have called the police. They love dealing with SC's that get violent because that's all the excuse they need to flex their own muscles on the culprit.
                    Part Angel Part Sadist

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                    • #25
                      Quoth nuthing12 View Post
                      You really should have called the police.
                      The OP was from the end of March. I think this advice is a bit late
                      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                      http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                      • #26
                        Not that I'm volunteering for practice, but I can say that a kick to the happy sack doesn't get the same response in me. Perhaps because I was beat up on in grade/high school, but the level of pain involved in such a kick is far below what it would take to incapacitate me. It'd just piss me off.

                        That said, I don't think I'm often (ever?) in a position where someone thinks they need to kick me there...

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