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Introduction-Backstory-General Tidbits of Knowledge:
I work for a law enforcement agency. That's as much as I'm willing to put out there for reasons which many of you completely understand. I am NOT a law enforcement officer. I am a civilian employee. That being said, here is my first CS/SC story from when I first started:
I laugh at your McNuggets!
Back when yours truly was a dispatcher-in-training, we had a call come through about a disturbance at a local *food establishment that America runs on*. The following are what I remember about the notes from this call:
"Caller/Complainant advises that customer/subject is screaming that *donut hole treats* are not to his liking. Caller/Complainant advises that customer/subject believes staff of establishment are conspiring to give him "crap" *donut hole treats*. Caller/Complainant advises customer/subject is causing loud disturbance in establishment and refuses to leave until demands for "non-crap" *donut hole treats* are met. Caller/Complainant advises that they normally would not call law enforcement, but the customer/subject is refusing to leave, even after receiving "non-crap" *donut hole treats*. Customer/subject is also sharing thoughts on *donut hole treat* conspiracy with other customers/witnesses/not-quite-victims-but-might-as-well-be and scaring them away. Caller/Complainant would like law enforcement officer to politely ask *donut hole customer/subject* to leave premises. Units arriving on scene now. Units advise that customer/subject has been trespass warned and that further visits to *food establishment that America runs on* will result in immediate application of shiny connective bracelets to customer/subject. Call cleared at 1915 hours."
Introduction-Backstory-General Tidbits of Knowledge:
I work for a law enforcement agency. That's as much as I'm willing to put out there for reasons which many of you completely understand. I am NOT a law enforcement officer. I am a civilian employee. That being said, here is my first CS/SC story from when I first started:
I laugh at your McNuggets!
Back when yours truly was a dispatcher-in-training, we had a call come through about a disturbance at a local *food establishment that America runs on*. The following are what I remember about the notes from this call:
"Caller/Complainant advises that customer/subject is screaming that *donut hole treats* are not to his liking. Caller/Complainant advises that customer/subject believes staff of establishment are conspiring to give him "crap" *donut hole treats*. Caller/Complainant advises customer/subject is causing loud disturbance in establishment and refuses to leave until demands for "non-crap" *donut hole treats* are met. Caller/Complainant advises that they normally would not call law enforcement, but the customer/subject is refusing to leave, even after receiving "non-crap" *donut hole treats*. Customer/subject is also sharing thoughts on *donut hole treat* conspiracy with other customers/witnesses/not-quite-victims-but-might-as-well-be and scaring them away. Caller/Complainant would like law enforcement officer to politely ask *donut hole customer/subject* to leave premises. Units arriving on scene now. Units advise that customer/subject has been trespass warned and that further visits to *food establishment that America runs on* will result in immediate application of shiny connective bracelets to customer/subject. Call cleared at 1915 hours."
) that the things do NOT go stale that easily. I'd eat them throughout the day and considered them just fine. Not some customers though. They demanded we take them off the night tray, and would yell at us if we tried to give them off the morning tray. Seriously people, unless you bite into a stale one, it's not a big deal. What's all the fuss?
I'm in Pittsfield most of the time, taking care of my grandmother, so I can't make a long drive unless I have baby-sitting lined up.
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