Don't piss where you live. Literally.

[hinakiba777]

The bathroom is just inside of the entrance. He was pissing on the entrance, so he could have made it.

Please raise your hand if you have never had to pee so badly you couldn't wait to get to the bathroom and did the deed in public.

I cannot raise my hand, personally.

I was out camping when i was 13 and we weren't allowed to go to the outhouses alone at night. But my tent mates wouldn't get up. They were awake, they just wouldn't come with me. I asked one of the camping leaders if i could just go, but she had to think about it.

So I ran to where the outhouses were, ran in, grabbed the waist of my PJ's.....

You have no idea what it is like to walk across a campground in a Nova Scotia May wearing soaked jogging pants.

I never followed that rule again.

[KellyHabersham]

We're having a problem with this regarding one of the buildings on the church property......apparently the sidewalk area near the said building is being used as a bathroom by men.

[artifical sweetner]

a drunken friend of mine did a #1 and 2 inside a hotel elevator a group of us had stayed at

[tphillip]

Please raise your hand if you have never had to pee so badly you couldn't wait to get to the bathroom and did the deed in public.

I cannot raise my hand, personally.

I have done so on more than on occasion on the side of the road. My co-workers and I called it "checking the tires for leaks". That was the excuse we would use if a Trooper pulled over and asked us what we were doing. Then again this was the graveyard shift as we were making our deliveries.

Unfortunately I'll still do it today during the day on my motorcycle. Like Imprl59 my aging male anatomy does not take kindly to a constantly vibrating, filling bladder .

[smileyeagle1021]

I was out camping when i was 13 and we weren't allowed to go to the outhouses alone at night..

that reminds me of a story from when I was in scouting... we had the same rule... I could not sleep one night because I had to go so bad, and just held it because I didn't want to wake my tent mate... and I did hold it all night. The next morning my tent mate complained that he couldn't sleep that night because he had to go to the bathroom so bad and didn't want to wake me up

[Ironclad Alibi]

That sounds like an O'Henry short story.

[Nyoibo]

Please raise your hand if you have never had to pee so badly you couldn't wait to get to the bathroom and did the deed in public.

Yes, but it was 3 am and the nearest toilet I could use was about 5km away.

[dalesys]

Just don't spray that wire...

[marlovino]

Have you had to go soooo bad that when you finally make it the bathroom and try to pull your pants down but your zipper jams?

I had a problem with my belt once. Was able to go safely, barely.

[blas]

Hey now guys, don't think just because your tool is easier to use that ladies can't go outside if they absolutely have to.

Picture it, my redneck haven of a city, summer 2008. The bars were all closed and no hopes of any open bathrooms, and I had to pee like a race horse.

I was always afraid of peeing outdoors, as I was always paranoid that I'd piss all over my pants, undies, and shoes.

Well my friend Big Sis taught me a trick. Undo your pants and undies, squat, bend your upper body as far back as you can (probably easier when you're sober!) and you won't pee on yourself.

But alas, Big Sis' ID then fell out of her back pocket and into her pool of pee.

[tphillip]

Hey now guys, don't think just because your tool is easier to use that ladies can't go outside if they absolutely have to.

Never said women can't pee outside, but what is more inconspicuous to Officer Friendly at 3am: a man standing upright "looking" at one of his tires with his zipper undone and a wet tire, or a woman standing up, pulling up her pants and underwear, and a wet tire?

[Hitokiri Akins]

You know, I actually have one about a former co-worker and victim of the "IdleAire employee screw job". You see, one thing we were supposed to do is whenever a trucker dropped the module out of the window, we were supposed to run out and clean it. Well, other graveyarder did as we were told, and one time, a trucker opened his door, and just started peeing. Problem was, he peed right on other graveyarder! To the day we all got laid off, he never did another cleaning cycle until the sun was up.