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    The "Mother" of all threats

    I would've posted this after work last night, but I ended up working 15hours.. anyways so back story.. . Thurs night, long weekend, carnival and sports tournaments in town.. so of course my lobby is FULL of drunk people.. and by people I mean underage idiots.. surprisingly it was fine except this one little F***er. He wanted a second refill on his drink, but we only give one free refill and I informed him of this and he lodges into the the typical insults and complaints that I'm being unfair and i'm a bitch and he's going to get me fired so I had better give him that refill.. my answer was still 'no'. This goes on for a good 5 or 6 min then he decides to Bring.It.On. .

    Me: Like i've been telling you, you get ONE free refill.. so either stop whining and pay up or go away
    stupid kid: yeah well how about you either give me the refill or I will call my MOM down here to yell at you!!! how would that make you feel!?

    really, i'm not sure how I managed to avoid laughing in this kid's face, seeing as I could hear my cw's laughing off to the side... I mean if he really wants to call his mom down... I guess I'd have to call mine, and I'd bet a years pay she's a hell of a lot scarier .. seeing as at my old job she reduced my assholistic boss to tears when she wouldn't let me go home sick AFTER I had thrown up several times..
    Last edited by InSearchOfSunset; 04-11-2009, 10:14 AM.
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    That's hilarious! I don't think I would've been able to keep a straight face...no way.
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    • #3
      Hey, you never know, maybe his Mom was a MILF or a Cougar or something.
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      • #4
        Quoth InSearchOfSunset View Post
        ... I guess I'd have to call mine, and I'd bet a years pay she's a hell of a lot scarier .
        ooh, your mom and my mom would get along great... she actually had her surgeon intimidated before her surgery (which, btw, was a success, despite taking longer than it was supposed to... see, sometimes intimidation does work to get things to go your way )
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        • #5
          ok so I might have possibly maybe kind of sent an email to all the other managers and let them know.. and it IS a possibility I got back several replies of "lol" and "lmao" ... just a possibility of course.. and it's not like it's the new thing at my store to threaten to call our moms when someone does something wrong.. no we aren't that immature . . at all

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          • #6
            Wow....that's gotta be the emptiest threat I ever heard of!
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            • #7
              Two encounters. Both at Hardee's, years and years ago.

              Encounter the first:

              Throwing a guy out. I forget his specific sin, it followed the Lily-White Teenager from the Suburbs Who Thinks He's a Black Gangsta from the HOOD! so I can do what I want so THERE! formula, cute in it's way, but He Had to GO.

              Buddy started kicking up a fuss, which ended with, "IF YOU DON"T LET ME STAY I'M TELLING MY MOMMMMYYYY ON YOU!!!"

              Dead silence. I look at Buddy. Seventeen, eighteen years old? I look at Buddy's friends, and they're looking at . . .Buddy? As if to say, "Buddy, did you really say that? Really?."

              I look back at Buddy. By now he's POUTING! And I say, gently, "As terrifying as MOMMY may be, you still have to go."

              Buddy looks to his "peeps" for support. They look at him like he's a space alien.

              Buddy slinks from the building, the shreds of his "ghetto" rep trailing behind him. Dumbass.

              Episode the second

              Three junior high kids are running around the dining room, talking tough, sitting down at people's tables and commenting on their food, generally acting like fools. They had to go.

              They didn't want to go.

              So I compelled cooperation through physical means. Okay, I dragged them out one at a time by the scruff of the neck.

              The last one, just before he went out the door, starting sputtering, "Hey HEY! You can't do this! My DADDY'S a LAWYER! That means I can do ANYTHING I WANT!"

              I pulled him in close, and bellowed right into his face, "My DADDY drives a CEMENT TRUCK! My DADDY can kick your daddy's ASS!" And then I shoved him out the door too.


              Good times.
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              • #8
                Quoth InSearchOfSunset View Post
                stupid kid: yeah well how about you either give me the refill or I will call my MOM down here to yell at you!!! how would that make you feel!?
                "Your Mom ALLOWS you to get drunk in public??? Yeah, I'd like to meet her so I can report her to the POLICE!!!"

                Quoth TonyDonuts View Post
                Buddy started kicking up a fuss, which ended with, "IF YOU DON"T LET ME STAY I'M TELLING MY MOMMMMYYYY ON YOU!!!"

                Dead silence. I look at Buddy. Seventeen, eighteen years old? I look at Buddy's friends, and they're looking at . . .Buddy? As if to say, "Buddy, did you really say that? Really?."

                I look back at Buddy. By now he's POUTING! And I say, gently, "As terrifying as MOMMY may be, you still have to go."

                Buddy looks to his "peeps" for support. They look at him like he's a space alien.

                Buddy slinks from the building, the shreds of his "ghetto" rep trailing behind him. Dumbass.


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                • #9
                  Quoth InSearchOfSunset View Post
                  I guess I'd have to call mine, and I'd bet a years pay she's a hell of a lot scarier

                  Can I call your mom? Mine has a heart condition.....not very scary anymore....was when I was younger though-yelled at a kid that came to my house and threatened me-kid was scared enough she wet herself-mom told me to get a scrub bucket so said kid could clean the puddle off our porch.......
                  Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                  • #10
                    Quoth TonyDonuts View Post
                    T
                    I pulled him in close, and bellowed right into his face, "My DADDY drives a CEMENT TRUCK! My DADDY can kick your daddy's ASS!"
                    Thanks for the laugh.

                    As for the original post, I would have handed the kid my store phone and said, "Please, give her a call."
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                    -Eric Foreman That 70's Show

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                    • #11
                      Quoth InSearchOfSunset View Post
                      ok so I might have possibly maybe kind of sent an email to all the other managers and let them know.. and it IS a possibility I got back several replies of "lol" and "lmao" ... just a possibility of course.. and it's not like it's the new thing at my store to threaten to call our moms when someone does something wrong.. no we aren't that immature . . at all
                      You think it would work if I threatened to call my dad or maybe... possibly... my grandmother?
                      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                      • #12
                        or...
                        "OK go call for your Mom while I call the cops. Then she can explain to them why you're underage and drunk."

                        or something like that

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                        • #13
                          Quoth InSearchOfSunset View Post
                          really, i'm not sure how I managed to avoid laughing in this kid's face, seeing as I could hear my cw's laughing off to the side... I mean if he really wants to call his mom down... I guess I'd have to call mine, and I'd bet a years pay she's a hell of a lot scarier .. seeing as at my old job she reduced my assholistic boss to tears when she wouldn't let me go home sick AFTER I had thrown up several times..
                          I wouldn't have been able hold back. I am rolling and I wasn't even there. I know I would have the double take moment then I wouldn't have been able to hold it back.
                          Tamezin

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                          • #14
                            All I could think of was

                            "MOOOM. KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!"

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                            • #15
                              Honestly I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face, I would have been on the floor with tears streaming down my face. Too funny.
                              Am I sad because I am looking forward to the day when the people I will be dealing with will no longer be able to talk back?

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