I have no clue why, but i've gotten some very odd requests for Chess Boards. Again, why people think "Book Store" = "Toy Store" is beyond me.
Anyway, today's request was a real winner.
Guy: "You guys don't sell Chess Boards."
Me: "We don't sell them."
Guy: "Do you know who would sell them?"
Me: "Don't know."
Guy: "Anyone?"
Me: (Resisting urge to send him to some out of the way place that would sound plausible) "Don't know."
Guy: "Someone should open a game store."
Me: (Too bad Business Loans are hard to get right now dickwad.) *Blind stare with nod*
Anyway, today's request was a real winner.
Guy: "You guys don't sell Chess Boards."
Me: "We don't sell them."
Guy: "Do you know who would sell them?"
Me: "Don't know."
Guy: "Anyone?"
Me: (Resisting urge to send him to some out of the way place that would sound plausible) "Don't know."
Guy: "Someone should open a game store."
Me: (Too bad Business Loans are hard to get right now dickwad.) *Blind stare with nod*

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