Whoooa boy, talk about entitlement!!

[Bella_Vixen]

Lucky you. Dumpster-brand trash receptacles are top of the line.

I just got a TrashCo-brand waste disposal unit.

Simpsons?

When Otto is homeless?

[JustaCashier]

No. We have cots in the backroom.

Under which we hide the item, that we claim to be out of stock on, but the SC just knows we have one more of, in the back room!

Mike

[MadMike]

That's just the thing. This type of person DOESN'T get the hint. They just don't care, and are quite adept at ignoring and tuning out even the most obvious of hints.

They sure don't. Some of my former coworkers told me they even went as far as turning off all but the lights required to see in the store, and they still refused to acknowledge that the store was closing.

And on many Sundays, we would get these two guys in (sometimes with a friend or two) that would hang out for a while. A long while. Until close. Past close.

They wouldn't have been treated so nicely at some of the bars I go to. I don't know about FL, but here in PA, the liquor laws are very strict, and all customers have to be out of the bar by 2:30 by law. I've been to two different bars where when that time rolled around, they stopped being polite,and started to tell people "Get the fuck out!" And one of these bars supposedly didn't tolerate bad language.

[duckies4becca]

Back in my retail days I had the lucky task of herding customers out the door. Ah the perks of being an Asst. Manager. Bah! If I couldn't get them out by pestering them and standing 2 feet from them my scary Store Manager would come over and tell them to leave or we were calling the police to have them escorted out

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Simpsons?

When Otto is homeless?

/gives Bella a cookie.

[Bella_Vixen]

/gives Bella a cookie.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!

I needed that.

Thank you kindly.

[Mordecai]

Lucky you. Dumpster-brand trash receptacles are top of the line.

I just got a TrashCo-brand waste disposal unit.

Damn, I used to dream of having a proper waste disposal unit. All they gave us at Harkins was a used Wendy's bag.

[Mike Taylor]

You were lucky to have a trash dumpster! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.

BONUS POINTS!

[Sheldonrs]

...I remember thinking that her answer was one of the most self centred thing I had ever heard someone day. I asked her if thats how jesus would treat retail employees... she looked a little shocked and then stammered that no he wouldn't. She always was on her best behaviour in stores after that.

Where would Jesus shop?(WWJS)

I'm thinking Nordstroms' since you can return anything there, even from the dead.