Eh.. Eyebrow woman on the horizon! (blurred grossness)

[unholypet]

Tiny Update

I feel so special. -_-'

I'm sorry! /hugs



So, I ended up working two shifts yesterday. Eyebrow Woman came in with her now SIX year old (ha..), still had to pay the price, and still asked for a million things.

Manager made sure of what was already on the buffet: pepperoni n sausage Snappoli, and another of her pizza choices. Sweet! So he ignored her.

Later I went potty, and EYE was sitting by the ramp leading to the bathroom hallway, which is when I first saw her (I worked inside the kitchen, and never had to leave it). I go, come back out, and hear," HEY."

Naturally I turn my head. =_=

She glares at me," You'd better put a Snappoli in."

I was annoyed, and a tad stunned at her audacity after the last time she came in (in my OP, where she ate the buffet after Management told her off). I went to Manager, and told him what she said.

Guess what we did? Ignored her.

Oh, person in the next booth! Let us take your dirty plates and napkins! Here are some more... HEY! You want a pizza, person in line next to her? YOU GOT IT!

We're hoping she just takes the hint and won't come back. Yay, passive aggression! We'll take your money, put one of your requests in, and then ignore you unless its some kind of catastrophe!

[RecoveringKinkoid]

One of my aunts shaved off her brows and drew them back on. Not only were they shiny, but they were not natural looking in any way. Reminded me of Divine (of John Water's fame).

She was a total and complete bitch, too.

I wonder if your eyebrows are sort of a bitch-check on how you act. Who knew?

[Bella_Vixen]

One of my aunts shaved off her brows and drew them back on. Not only were they shiny, but they were not natural looking in any way.

One of the girls at work shaves off her eyebrows and draws them back in. Unfortunately, she doesn't always make sure that the natural ones aren't growing back...

[Seshat]

As I get older, my eyebrows are slowly going bald.

I've lost most of the eyebrow on the outer side of the arch. Even in places where I've never tweezed them. Fortunately, there's just enough blonde (and invisible) hairs there to use as a guide for where to draw them in.



Back to topic, though: "You'd better put a Snappoli in" ? Wouldn't it be easier, nicer, and more likely to work to say "Excuse me, but would you mind seeing if there's a Snappoli coming? I love those."
Or for the more assertive: "Excuse me, but would you please ask them to put a Snappoli through?"

[unholypet]

ANOTHER UPDATE

Remember the Manager that told Eyebrow Woman not to call, until she had her order together?

Well, EYE found out her name.

EYE asks for her when she calls (twice a day), and when she comes in, she will try to engage Manager in conversation, so Manager hides in the kitchen XD

We keep telling EYE that Manager isn't here, and when she comes in, its hard to hide.

EYE will sit and wait outside for a couple hours, to see where Manager is. When she walks by (as she works very near us), she looks in, and when she sees Manager, will come in and order from her, and attempt to get her to follow her.

CREEPY.

[BookstoreEscapee]

We keep telling EYE that Manager isn't here, and when she comes in, its hard to hide.

Tell she's not there, anyway.

Eye: Is Manager here?
You: No, I'm sorry, she's not.

*Manager walks by*

Eye: But she's right there!
You: No, she's not.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Tell she's not there, anyway.

Eye: Is Manager here?
You: No, I'm sorry, she's not.

*Manager walks by*

Eye: But she's right there!
You: No, she's not.

Did you used to write for Monty Python?

[unholypet]

Tell she's not there, anyway.
*Manager walks by*
Eye: But she's right there!
You: No, she's not.

It would be an interesting concept, but Tennessee has some strange policemen. They have been called in for less of a lie, and arrested for even less than that.