My Crazy Co-worker

[customersruinmylife]

Cheeky Co-worker

I love my co-worker, she is quite possibly the best co-worker I have ever had, mainly because she is a complete scatter brain and freaks the customers out!

A group of four elderly people come in. My new pub is by the sea, so it sells quite a lot of seafood dishes. They sit down, and speak to co-worker.

Old Woman: And how is the salmon tonight?
CW: He's not in a very good mood.
Old Woman: What? What do you mean?
CW: Well he's going to get eaten isn't he?
Old Woman: Don't say things like that! I don't like to think that my food once had feelings!
CW: Oh...sorry.

Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeee

A very young looking girl came up to the bar with her father.

Girl: Can I have a pint of lager and a double vodka and orange please?
CW: Do you have any I.D on you please?
Father: Oh it's OK. She's with me!
CW: Oh, but if she's buying alcohol I still need I.D.
Father: Oh, OK, no matter. I will buy it for her.
CW: Well, then I can't serve you either sir. If you are buying for an under age person, I cannot serve you.
Father: Well, what if I don't say anything?
CW: You just told me you were going to buy it for her.
Father: Well, how old do you have to be to drink in here?
CW: Eighteen...
Father: EIGHTEEN?? SINCE WHEN?? SHE'S ONLY FIFTEEN!
CW: Well then she can't be in here. She will have to leave.
Father: Fine, we'll go somewhere else then! Somewhere where they will serve children!
CW: Make sure you let me know where that pub is, so I can report them to the police.
Father: Fuck you.
CW: Have a great night! Byeeeeeeeee!!

She started waving at him.

Father: You are really weird. You shouldn't be happy you have driven a customer away!

Great Complaint Handling

She was clearing some tables. A lady, who had eaten her entire meal decided to complain.

Lady: It just wasn't very nice at all!
CW: Oh dear.

Co-worker was in a world of her own, and walked off! The lady's jaw nearly hit the floor.

Lady: Is that all she's going to do for me?!?!

[Chazzie]

I love your co-worker.

[dalesys]

Cheeky Co-worker
Old Woman: And how is the salmon tonight?
CW: He's not in a very good mood.
Old Woman: What? What do you mean?
CW: Well he's going to get eaten isn't he?
Old Woman: Don't say things like that! I don't like to think that my food once had feelings!
CW: Oh...sorry.

My daughter refuses to eat beef tongue sandwiches...
She doesn't want it tasting her...
She's 28

[powerboy]

Father: You are really weird. You shouldn't be happy you have driven a customer away!

But if she cannot be happy, then can she be ever so gracious, that she is not having to see them again?

[hobbitt97]

tastes funny

I bit a clown once. I spit it out. It tasted funny.

[Nyoibo]

I think I'm in love with your co-worker.

[Hitokiri Akins]

You must be in Canada or the UK, because the drinking age in the U.S. is 21.

[Nyoibo]

You must be in Canada or the UK, because the drinking age in the U.S. is 21.

Or most of the rest of the world.

[Red Hand of Ulster]

My daughter refuses to eat beef tongue sandwiches...
She doesn't want it tasting her...
She's 28

I fail to see the problem. I won't eat anything that can taste me either!

[hinakiba777]

Father: Well, how old do you have to be to drink in here?
CW: Eighteen...
Father: EIGHTEEN?? SINCE WHEN?? SHE'S ONLY FIFTEEN!
CW: Well then she can't be in here. She will have to leave.
Father: Fine, we'll go somewhere else then! Somewhere where they will serve children!
CW: Make sure you let me know where that pub is, so I can report them to the police.

I love how offended the dad gets about his daughter not being allowed to drink. I especially love the "Somewhere they will serve children!" part. Though it really concerns me that he let's his child drink at such a young age. That's just bad.

Not saying that I didn't drink when I was that young. But at almost 21 (in a place where 19 is the drinking age) my mommy and daddy still don't like me drinking when they are around. Or at all.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

She sounds like me, only with a better handling of SCs. XD

[Hitokiri Akins]

Or most of the rest of the world.

Actually, it's 16 in Germany.

[PepperElf]

CW: Well he's going to get eaten isn't he?

If it'd been me I'd have just laughed my ass off and said, "Yes. Yes he is."

then again i think i've grossed a few people out...
like when I referred to the breaded veal on the mess line as "baby cow".


and 20 in Japan

[fireheart]

You must be in Canada or the UK, because the drinking age in the U.S. is 21.

I think the OP is in the UK from his previous posts.

Cheeky Co-worker

I love my co-worker, she is quite possibly the best co-worker I have ever had, mainly because she is a complete scatter brain and freaks the customers out!

A group of four elderly people come in. My new pub is by the sea, so it sells quite a lot of seafood dishes. They sit down, and speak to co-worker.

Old Woman: And how is the salmon tonight?
CW: He's not in a very good mood.
Old Woman: What? What do you mean?
CW: Well he's going to get eaten isn't he?
Old Woman: Don't say things like that! I don't like to think that my food once had feelings!
CW: Oh...sorry.

I had to jam two knuckles up my nose to stop myself from laughing so hard.

[Soulstealer]

My daughter refuses to eat beef tongue sandwiches...
She doesn't want it tasting her...
She's 28

It's only fair. After all she probably tastes beef all the time.