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Seems from the board like it's the week of stinky SCs...
Have been away from my desk all day in other parts of the office, only returning briefly at lunchtime to collect my sandwich. Ten minutes ago I returned to see if I had any interesting emails (I hadn't, lame).
Slowly I realised that there was a smell. A mixture of feet, halitosis and plain old fashioned BO. The longer I sat the worse it got. Got a little paranoid that perhaps for years I had smelled like this and was only suddenly becoming aware of it. Eventually cracked and decided to brave the 'she who smelt it dealt it' curse, and asked CW if he could smell anything.
CW: Oh yeah, CrazyAuthor came in to talk to UberBoss and sat at your desk for about 4 hours. Got really comfortable. Took off his shoes and everything.
Me: You are shitting me.
CW: Honest to god. I think he was even eating hummus.
So... yeah. I am sitting at my desk typing this, breathing through my mouth to avoid smelling the ass-stench which CrazyAuthor has managed to imbed in my chair. And he even managed to get hummus in the keys of my keyboard. Fanfuckingtastic.
Have been away from my desk all day in other parts of the office, only returning briefly at lunchtime to collect my sandwich. Ten minutes ago I returned to see if I had any interesting emails (I hadn't, lame).
Slowly I realised that there was a smell. A mixture of feet, halitosis and plain old fashioned BO. The longer I sat the worse it got. Got a little paranoid that perhaps for years I had smelled like this and was only suddenly becoming aware of it. Eventually cracked and decided to brave the 'she who smelt it dealt it' curse, and asked CW if he could smell anything.
CW: Oh yeah, CrazyAuthor came in to talk to UberBoss and sat at your desk for about 4 hours. Got really comfortable. Took off his shoes and everything.
Me: You are shitting me.
CW: Honest to god. I think he was even eating hummus.
So... yeah. I am sitting at my desk typing this, breathing through my mouth to avoid smelling the ass-stench which CrazyAuthor has managed to imbed in my chair. And he even managed to get hummus in the keys of my keyboard. Fanfuckingtastic.
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