The fun never ends...( another long graveyard digest )

[Becks]

Breaking News

"Prince Brian" would like us to know that the Queen is his mother. He would also like us to put this on the news every night for the rest of the week. Surprisingly, he didn't insist when I flat out told him no.

I, too, am surprised that he didn't insist.

[Jester]

Most of their calls are from Phoenix because Phoenix is AWA's main hub, as that is where they are based.

A few years ago, very shortly after that story broke about the AWA pilots getting drunk in Miami and then arrested before they could actually fly their plane (which they almost did), I was flying from Key West through Miami to Phoenix (home) and back. A couple of amusing exchanges. In Miami, during a long layover, I stopped in an airport cafe and had an average sandwich and an exceptionally large beer. I have never seen beer served in anything that size and not called a pitcher before or since. And while drinking this mammoth brewski, I got talking to my server. I thought I'd be funny. She actually trumped me.

JESTER: "So, get many pilots in here?"
SERVER: "Not anymore!"

On my way back from Phoenix, started talking to an American Airlines pilot in the Phoenix airport, and she relayed the following joke to me:

How many America West pilots does it take to fly an airplane?
Two and a fifth.

[WHShit]

I have missed your posts....they are my favorite.....EVER! The way you word things to show your sarcasm is great! I have never met you, but I love you. Hahaha

"mystic gypsy powers".....holy shit! Great stuff!

[Gravekeeper]

I have missed your posts....they are my favorite.....EVER! The way you word things to show your sarcasm is great! I have never met you, but I love you. Hahaha

"mystic gypsy powers".....holy shit! Great stuff!

Well, random affection from faceless strangers is a step up the usual random flying monkey crapfest I get from faceless strangers at work. ^^

[Jester]

Gravekeeper, I must agree…you are among my favorite of posters. You are the cause for a bulk of the strange looks I am sure my roommates direct towards my room when they hear streams of endless laughter.

Basically, you rock.

[Gravekeeper]

Gravekeeper, I must agree…you are among my favorite of posters. You are the cause for a bulk of the strange looks I am sure my roommates direct towards my room when they hear streams of endless laughter.

Basically, you rock.

Glad to be of service ( To people I don't want to chase down the street and strangle into unconciousness with the cord of my headset while screaming "How may I HELP YOU!?". )