Didn't want to threadjack, but all the 'economy' threads were fresh in my mind when this lovely interaction happened this weekend.
MoN - MiddleofNowhere, retail slave
EW - Entitled Whore (who wanted a 'deal')
It was BUSY yesterday afternoon (just like it had been BUSY all weekend) and I noticed a lady checking out some of my new spring jackets.
MoN - 'Howdy! I see you're checking out the new Spring Jackets, aren't the colors awesome?'
EW - *lackluster* 'They're ok'
MoN - 'Well, if you need a size or have a question, just let me know' (steps over to straighten up some other jackets - I could tell by her reaction that she was needing some time or just wasn't in the mood to be sold to)
A few minutes later, EW walks up to me with same jacket in her hand...
EW - 'Excuse me, ummm...*looks pointedly at my name tag* MiddleofNowhere'
Now, like Irv, I get annoyed when someone uses my name that I've not had a proper introduction to, but okay...
MoN - 'Yes, ma'am. You have a question?' *smiling*
EW - 'I was wondering when these jackets were going on sale'
MoN - 'Oh, well these are new, just arrived last week'
EW - 'Did I ask if they were new? I asked WHEN they were going on sale' *expectant look*
MoN - 'Well, actually ma'am. Those coats probably won't go on sale, unless the color is discontinued.' *this is a BIGNAMEBRAND which has price protection on their product. I mark it down, I could lose the authorization to carry this brand* But, the coat is an excellent value. It's full waterproof and breath...'
EW - *interrrupts* I'm suprised you have *that* attitude. In this economy, EVERYTHING is marked down. FINE!' *she throws down coat and stomps off*
MoN -

Best part? 22 minutes later, I sold that exact coat to another customer who didn't even look at the price. Take that, 'economy bitch'!
MoN - MiddleofNowhere, retail slave
EW - Entitled Whore (who wanted a 'deal')
It was BUSY yesterday afternoon (just like it had been BUSY all weekend) and I noticed a lady checking out some of my new spring jackets.
MoN - 'Howdy! I see you're checking out the new Spring Jackets, aren't the colors awesome?'
EW - *lackluster* 'They're ok'
MoN - 'Well, if you need a size or have a question, just let me know' (steps over to straighten up some other jackets - I could tell by her reaction that she was needing some time or just wasn't in the mood to be sold to)
A few minutes later, EW walks up to me with same jacket in her hand...
EW - 'Excuse me, ummm...*looks pointedly at my name tag* MiddleofNowhere'
Now, like Irv, I get annoyed when someone uses my name that I've not had a proper introduction to, but okay...
MoN - 'Yes, ma'am. You have a question?' *smiling*
EW - 'I was wondering when these jackets were going on sale'
MoN - 'Oh, well these are new, just arrived last week'
EW - 'Did I ask if they were new? I asked WHEN they were going on sale' *expectant look*
MoN - 'Well, actually ma'am. Those coats probably won't go on sale, unless the color is discontinued.' *this is a BIGNAMEBRAND which has price protection on their product. I mark it down, I could lose the authorization to carry this brand* But, the coat is an excellent value. It's full waterproof and breath...'
EW - *interrrupts* I'm suprised you have *that* attitude. In this economy, EVERYTHING is marked down. FINE!' *she throws down coat and stomps off*
MoN -


Best part? 22 minutes later, I sold that exact coat to another customer who didn't even look at the price. Take that, 'economy bitch'!




(Personally I'm for beheading the suckiest ones, but somehow managers never seem to like it much when I suggest this to them...
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