Another thing that could really wait until after you're done shopping

[KabeRinnaul]

So I didn't get to witness this one myself, but another cashier did. And I'd love to hear if anyone else has come across anything similar.

Apparently, she needed to go to the bathroom, and while inside, saw a foot planted against the side of the other stall. She wound up getting a peek between the door hinges. Turns out a couple were having sex in the stall. She got the supervisor and one of the more senior cashiers in there, who pretty much told them to cut that out. The two then went on to do their shopping as if nothing had happened. While checking out, the guy of the pair started complaining to his cashier about the one who caught them, since he'd seen her name badge. Of course, she was running the next lane and we're fairly certain he knew that. She responded with an "excuse me?" and the guy turned around and started threatening her.

In the end, the cashier got to make an incident report and the lovebirds were banned from the store. Bonus points, lover girl works at the tanning salon next door, and this was apparently taking place on her break.

[BowserKoopa1]

I had that happen at the movie theatre I used to work at a long time ago. This happened to another usher. Someone had come out of the theatre and complained that a couple was having sex in the top rows of the theatre. When he went up there, they were still doing it. When he shown his light at them, they suddenly stopped and sat perfectly still and pretended to be innocent. No dice. He told them if they do it again, they would leave the theatre and get no refund or exchange. They behaved themselves after this

[Bright_Star]

I had that happen at the movie theatre I used to work at a long time ago. This happened to another usher. Someone had come out of the theatre and complained that a couple was having sex in the top rows of the theatre. When he went up there, they were still doing it. When he shown his light at them, they suddenly stopped and sat perfectly still and pretended to be innocent. No dice. He told them if they do it again, they would leave the theatre and get no refund or exchange. They behaved themselves after this

That's why they make motels, so people like that can hump away like a pair of rabbits in the spring.

[friendofjimmyk]

That's why they make motels, so people like that can hump away like a pair of rabbits in the spring.

Yeah...but those cost money...more money than a movie or a the bathroom stall of a shopping center.

For some of these people, that's the thrill of it...in public, with the chance of getting caught.

[bainsidhe]

Wait a minute, why weren't the cops called or at the least, why weren't these idiots immediately removed from the store/movie theater? Unless there was even a little bit of doubt about what they were doing, why were they given a second chance? Kids are present in both places. Get the hell out.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

For some of these people, that's the thrill of it...in public, with the chance of getting caught.

That's exactly right. So if they DO get caught, they don't need to pretend they are pissed about it.

[dalesys]

That's exactly right. So if they DO get caught, they don't need to pretend they are pissed about it.

Like I told my kids about doing illegal stuff:

"If you're going to put your personal object(s) in the sausage machine, don't complain if somebody flips the switch."

[fireheart]

Like I told my kids about doing illegal stuff:

"If you're going to put your personal object(s) in the sausage machine, don't complain if somebody flips the switch."

that sounds like a new euphenism for sex.

I've never encountered it personally, although I've heard of one incident. This requires a bit of background.

Background: Up until a few years ago, my workplace ran a small bank, which was only online and over the phone, no face-to-face. Withdrawals were made via EFTPOS, deposits were done through the cashiers.

Story: Bank rep is doing a phone call to a customer. Turns out that it was a couple and they were having sex in the booth.

Said booth was such renamed to "<company> bonking booth"

One question that had me -ing at the time...HOW does a couple manage to have sex in a phone booth?!

[BethB]

Had a coworker(no longer work together. I moved out of state) and she said she and some coworkers from her other job caught a couple in the dressing rooms and kicked them out. Later same couple came to eat at the Cracker Barrel we both worked as cashiers.

[PepperElf]

Wait a minute, why weren't the cops called or at the least,

that's what i was thinking
forget banning...

and say hello to free shiny bracelets

[KabeRinnaul]

that's what i was thinking
forget banning...

and say hello to free shiny bracelets

We actually wound up telling the story to a customer who's a lawyer. He said there wasn't any actual crime in that situation, so all we could really do was throw them out.

[XCashier]

We actually wound up telling the story to a customer who's a lawyer. He said there wasn't any actual crime in that situation, so all we could really do was throw them out.

The guy threatening the employee who caught them didn't constitute a crime?

Still, I'm glad those buttheads got kicked out and banned from the store. Nice to know your manager has a spine.

[KabeRinnaul]

The guy threatening the employee who caught them didn't constitute a crime?

He didn't hear that part, just the original incident. I know the threats are such would probably qualify as assault.