Don't laugh at me when YOU'RE wrong! (and other stories)

[MadMike]

Instead of asking for help from the busy staff or making two trips he attempted to carry them all at once. Sure enough on his way out the door one of the bags knocked against the wall, fell, and soup spilled everywhere in the doorway and the sidewalk outside.

I did something dumb like that at McDonald's once, minus the yelling part. My son was just a baby at the time, and I was taking him for a walk in his stroller. We ended up stoppind at McDonald's for lunch, and the person at the counter noticed the stroller, and offered to help me to the table with my tray. I declined, thinking I could handle it, but halfway there, I ended up spilling everything. I fully expected to have to pay for another order, but they were nice enough to replace it for free.

I have come to the conclusion that my name must be "OI!" or "Hey You!" because that's all I seem to be called these days!

Apparently this one customer thought my name was "Yo!" But I suppose even that is better than being whistled at.

[BookstoreEscapee]

"I lost my cellphone, so you will replace it for me free of charge."

I'm sure I've read this story on here before...

[blas]

I was pretty convinced my name was "Newspapers" or "Marboredsinabox" for quite a while.

[lordlundar]

"I want to attend school for free. Last time I paid for classes and failed all of them, so this time I shouldn't have to pay--I already paid for them once."

"I lost my cellphone, so you will replace it for me free of charge."

Those two actually have been used. It wouldn't surprise me if the car one was used as well.

[Soulstealer]

I'd love to see people try that with other products.

"Give me a new car--I drove mine into a tree and didn't get to enjoy it, so you have to give me a new one."

"I want to attend school for free. Last time I paid for classes and failed all of them, so this time I shouldn't have to pay--I already paid for them once."

"I lost my cellphone, so you will replace it for me free of charge."

Idiots.

My insurance paid for my new car for 'free'.
No really, mind you it was a check for the value of the old one that got stolen and totaled. But I didn't spend extra on the new one.