Birthday Candle Mayhem!

[CreepyCarrie]

We did have quite a good laugh at his expense, after we got over the initial "Wtf" aspect of it all. I get the feeling that "birthday candles" is gonna be the new buzzword for awhile..

[bendertiger]

"I'm sorry sir, we don't sell any f**king candles, may we suggest you go down to the adult store down the road, they might have some in a size that is suitable for your intended usage"

[Racket_Man]

How about a Roman candle?

Dang IT someone said it first, but then how about one of those MONSTER multi-flare type fireworks LOL I will see your Roman candle and Pillar candle and raise you an M-100 ????? (half a stick of Dynamite)