kids should not chat

[depechemodefan]

Lol, that is pretty bad, but try being a moderator for an online video game aimed at children...and having to read cybersex logs between a 10 and 11 year old. Or even worse, between two adults who get graphic and are feeling VERY frisky. YICH!

ew. Though for the 10 and 11 year olds, I hope it's not from experience. But I keep on hearing on the news these pre teens already having sex and having babies, I woudn't be surprised.

[Lace Neil Singer]

I'd be willing to bet that the kid who wanted to know about gang warfare would piss himself if he actually met real gangstas. Or even gangsters, which is what I'm interested in. They're of far more historical interest to my mind. I'd also bet that this kid wears trousers that are baggy with the crotch hanging by his knees... O_o

[Geek King]

suck it?
with what a straw?... might be the only thing that will fit him if he's gotta pull attitude like that.

Maybe this:

thug_life: suck it bitch

Librarian_1: I'm sorry, the straw is too short to reach the soda

But then again, perhaps I've spent too much time shutting down loudmouths on XBL.

[Toujin]

from Il: What is a cocksucker? My brother calls me that. I asked my mom and she says it's a lollipop. Is it a lollipop?

from Samantha of Il: my brother tells me I need to get laid. What is laid?

I think the parents of these kids really need to have a talk with the older siblings...

[depechemodefan]

Today's chat questions:

Q: I need to no how to get a strit guy to guy gay so we could date.


Q: I read that Antartica has no reptiles. Is that true?

Q: I read that bamboo makes 99% of a panda's diet? Can you give me a source that isn't wikipedia?

Q: I read that the speed limit in NYC was 8mph in 1895 (me: is that a question?)

Q: my snapple cap fact is the only continent without reptiles or snakes is Antartica (me: is that a question or do you want me to hi-5 you for drinking Snapple?)


Here's a question I'm actually answering:

Tiff: I place a intern library loan, thurday,and i have not heard nothin on the books i need
me:Welcome to info 24/7. Please give me a moment to read your question.
Did you log in today and click on "view/modify outstanding requests"? That should tell you your status.
Tiff: yes it is sayin the same thing since this weekend,request sent on 3 of my books,and the other 2 say awaiting reply
me: Interlibrary loan doesn't work on weekends. "awaiting reply" means that we are waiting for another library to reply if they will provide the material. It takes at least two weeks, though sometimes one week.
me: We get a lot of requests in one day from other libraries, so other libraries probably get a lot of requests in one day also. It just takes time.
Tiff: ok thanks
me: You are welcome. If you have any other questions, you can contact us also by phone, 832-393-1447.

Another question I picked up. I replied that we would get back in 2 days with an answer:
q: Which company who manufactured washing machines in the 1950's went bust?

[Andara Bledin]

Q: my snapple cap fact is the only continent without reptiles or snakes is Antartica (me: is that a question or do you want me to hi-5 you for drinking Snapple?)

I have no idea why they would think they should relay that little tidbit through you.

At least that's one of the Snapple caps that's accurate, and not one of their urban legend ones. You'd think Snapple would verify their "facts" before printing them on their labels, wouldn't you?

^-.-^

[WhiteRose]

one of the biggest irritants to me is when a person knows the proper way to say something but just refuses to....

"Lemme ax you a question"
using A before a vowel word
using IS instead of AM or ARE

some people had a hard time learning or had inadequate school systems (or ridiculously rich parents who didn't care how stupid they were as long as they 'passed')...but you who choose to use bad speech because it's 'cool'? yeah, get a dictionary and a life!