You hear a lot of them working in the pub while you clear tables, and this one was just...well, read on and see for yourself.
Thug1: ...and the bitch is pressing charges! I'm getting charged with assault!
Thug2: What exactly happened?
Thug1: I pinned her against the wall by the throat. I only punched her in the face twice! And she called the police!
Thug2: That's ridiculous! Sorry man!
I ran away.
Thug1: ...and the bitch is pressing charges! I'm getting charged with assault!
Thug2: What exactly happened?
Thug1: I pinned her against the wall by the throat. I only punched her in the face twice! And she called the police!
Thug2: That's ridiculous! Sorry man!
I ran away.


Sounds like someone would look nice in an orange jumpsuit.





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