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Quoth SG15Z
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Sounds like someone would look nice in an orange jumpsuit. 
Mike
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Oh yeah......reeeeeaaallllll nice to Bubba! Sounds like someone would look nice in an orange jumpsuit.
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As the campaigns point out - most of these people know no other way to be.
As I've discovered, as well: sometimes emotions do take over.
The trick is to learn other ways to handle them. As I've told a couple of people, there's a REASON we have a punching bag in our back yard. Emotion HAS to be vented, somehow, otherwise it builds up and builds up until you explode.
I have hit people in the past. Not many times, but once is too often. I don't anymore. I use the punching bag, or beat a pillow against a wall, instead. My adrenaline and other emotional neurochemicals demand an outlet, so I give them a harmless one.
And our pillows get lovely and fluffy.
Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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There's a place that lets you smash plates to de-stress.Quoth Seshat View Post
Actually, after a quick Google, it seems there are lots of places where you can pay to destroy dinnerware.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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Ah well gee, folks....
I mean I ONLY nailed his dick to a toolshed, set the toolshed on fire, and gave him a spoon.....
Don't be hatin!You really need to see a neurologist. - WagegothComment
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I rarely ever get angry enough to feel like hitting anyone or anything. I mean my day has to be going horribly, and I mean horribly, to get that riled up over anything. When I do, I take it out on inanimate objects. Like I said, I rarely ever get that mad. I usually walk away before I let anything get to me.The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager
Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family GuyComment
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I've done this on an amateur basis for years. Works really well, too. Went through a couple of hundred dollars worth of garage-sale crockery during the rannygazoo that lead up to the divorce, but it was worth it. I'm not in jail . . .Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
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mike says be nice to bubba. well, you're stuck; bubba's 6'5", 400+ lbs and likes skinny boys to play with.Sounds like someone would look nice in an orange jumpsuit.
only twice, eh? wonder if he'd have the same view if he were kicked in the jimmies 'only twice?'
look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)Comment
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...and now you have the oddest fantasies about garbage collectors?Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Postand I'm willing to bet that he had 'good reason' to hit her... she obvious did 'something wrong' and 'needed to be straightened out'
and I'm sure his application of force is going to be just as efficient at changing whatever was 'wrong' with her as 'Jay's" (name changed) attempts to make me less of a queer back in the 6th grade by beating me with a metal trash can *hint, it didn't work too well... I'm still into guys
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?gave him a spoon
i'm behind the loop on spoons i think...Comment
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It hurts more.Quoth PepperElf View PostThe Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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Both those bastards are going to burn in hell and be the devil's bitches........./\
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