The dangers of shoplifting

[lilstu50]

Hi!!

funny story from yesterday to tell you guys.
Right so where I work, we are right next to the sea so it can get really windy so the automatic doors are closed so that everything doesn't fly about when they open unexpectedly and yesterday they were closed.

This guy walks in, he is famous in the town for being the worlds worst shoplifter, he always gets caught and he comes into my store today so I keep an eye on him.
He walks round for about five minuites and tries to leave, I don't know about anywhere else but in the uk you have to wait for them to leave the store before stopping them. This guys walks out towards the automatic doors (which are closed remember), here is what happens

He sets of the alarms
turns round and looks at them
panics and runs forward
SMASHES HIS FACE on the door
And drops everything he was stealing

I really should have tried to stop him but I was laughing to hard.

[Mnemjian]

What a doof! He really must be the world's worst shoplifter... after having a solid reputation like that I would suggest maybe trying a different line of work.

[lordlundar]

SMASHES HIS FACE on the door
And drops everything he was stealing

I really should have tried to stop him but I was laughing to hard.

Good thing to, as he dropped everything when he did the vertical faceplant.

[tropicsgoddess]

That right there is prime material for "World's Dumbest Criminals" and for you tube! What an idiot!!