*ring ring*
BB: Hello, BookBint speaking.
DA: This is <Dumbass Author>. I'm ringing about the proofs you sent me.
BB: Ah yes, I hope they got to you ok. Is this about the index?
DA: No it is NOT! I've been looking through the pages and have noticed you have made masses of changes. You can't just change my text like this!
Actually I can, I'm a freaking editor, but that's beside the point.
BB: Oh, I'm sorry you're not happy, what changes are you referring to? I'll bring up the PDF on screen.
DA: Page 149, para 4, the terminology is all wrong!
BB: Oh. Yes well it's not really acceptable to call Native Americans 'Red Indians' anymore...
DA: That's just PC nonsence, my readers will get confused, they'll think I'm talking about white Americans.
This is your first book, it's not like you have a fanbase who will be queuing up for hours to get a copy like it's a new Harry Potter...
BB: Well I'm afraid we can't use that kind of language unless it is a direct quotation...
This went on for twenty-five minutes. He wanted me to change back the word 'coloureds' for African Americans. He wanted Germans in WWII to be 'Jerry' and 'Huns'. He wanted me to undo a rewrite which had changed his previous outline of the Indian Mutiny from a blatantly imperialist rant about how naughty the Indians were to dare to rebel against a country which had inslaved them, to a balanced account.
Seriously, I can't tell, are you racist, plain stupid, or have you time-travelled from the 1830s to make my life a little less pleasant?
BB: Hello, BookBint speaking.
DA: This is <Dumbass Author>. I'm ringing about the proofs you sent me.
BB: Ah yes, I hope they got to you ok. Is this about the index?
DA: No it is NOT! I've been looking through the pages and have noticed you have made masses of changes. You can't just change my text like this!
Actually I can, I'm a freaking editor, but that's beside the point.
BB: Oh, I'm sorry you're not happy, what changes are you referring to? I'll bring up the PDF on screen.
DA: Page 149, para 4, the terminology is all wrong!
BB: Oh. Yes well it's not really acceptable to call Native Americans 'Red Indians' anymore...
DA: That's just PC nonsence, my readers will get confused, they'll think I'm talking about white Americans.
This is your first book, it's not like you have a fanbase who will be queuing up for hours to get a copy like it's a new Harry Potter...
BB: Well I'm afraid we can't use that kind of language unless it is a direct quotation...
This went on for twenty-five minutes. He wanted me to change back the word 'coloureds' for African Americans. He wanted Germans in WWII to be 'Jerry' and 'Huns'. He wanted me to undo a rewrite which had changed his previous outline of the Indian Mutiny from a blatantly imperialist rant about how naughty the Indians were to dare to rebel against a country which had inslaved them, to a balanced account.
Seriously, I can't tell, are you racist, plain stupid, or have you time-travelled from the 1830s to make my life a little less pleasant?
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